In fantasy, second to dwarves, ive always 'loved' (not in the man-love way I assure you) orcs, ever since reading Lord of the Rings when I was 12 ive had a fascination for these charming humanoids. When Warhammer battle system first came out I had an army of orcs, the little lead bastards lovingly painted by me, made them warbanners an everything. Ive even cast my own orc minatures, leaving globs of metal spattered over the kitchen, much to the joy of, first, my mum and , later, my housemates. Orcs, orcs, orcs.... I even have an orc warbanner tattooed on my arm... I kid you not. Orcs... Aux.. oh yes, clever eh.. see what ive done there? Orcs are scum, the underdogs, freedom fighters, the fighting uruk, and sword fodder for countless adventurers... booo! But, Ive always envisioned orcs as the classic goblin-featured, scarred, pierced, iron-shod die-hards that come in all shapes an sizes....


...and not the hulking steroid orkz of the more recent Warhammer world, not the Planet of the Apes lookalikes we seem to have in DnD, and most certainly not like the original DnD concept of them being pig-like. This is from the ADnD 2nd Ed. Monster Manual irc...

...ye gods!... and someone probably got paid to draw that... no wonder TSR went to the dogs.
Which brings me to why Ive converted to hobgoblins these days, more like orcs than orcs are...

...and more to the point, where are they? What bright spark decided to leave them out of NWN2? I want hobgoblins damn it!... hobgoblins... HOBGOBLINS!!!
Do you have a favourite humanoid 'monster'? Or is it all about those nasty little tarks that oppress the poor orcs and goblinoids?


...and not the hulking steroid orkz of the more recent Warhammer world, not the Planet of the Apes lookalikes we seem to have in DnD, and most certainly not like the original DnD concept of them being pig-like. This is from the ADnD 2nd Ed. Monster Manual irc...

...ye gods!... and someone probably got paid to draw that... no wonder TSR went to the dogs.
Which brings me to why Ive converted to hobgoblins these days, more like orcs than orcs are...

...and more to the point, where are they? What bright spark decided to leave them out of NWN2? I want hobgoblins damn it!... hobgoblins... HOBGOBLINS!!!
Do you have a favourite humanoid 'monster'? Or is it all about those nasty little tarks that oppress the poor orcs and goblinoids?






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