Best In-Game Quotes

[Silas North]

Osclow and Fenton discuss the matter of the tainted beef and decide to help keep the matter secret until they know all the details. As they are leaving the Four Lanterns Tavern, they see a couple eating a rather fresh piece of steak.

Osclow: *whisper* Uh oh... what should we do?
Fenton: *whisper* Follow my lead. *points to the couple, raising his voice* Murderers!!! *grabs the steak as the patrons look upon him in confusion* Be free my bovine brother!! No stomach shall be your tomb!!
*tosses the steak into a nearby fireplace*


Osclow and Quelistyra are speaking when she suddenly decides to change out of her armor and into something more comfortable right then and there. Being an elf, it does not bother her that Osclow is present.

Osclow: *reddens and covers his eyes, turning his head away* You know... you make it quite difficult to be a gentleman sometimes.

[Wedrewolf]

Rellik was sad he got no goblin head that night ... That was pretty funny though.. although rellik recently got Ogre head that made him happy..

[Silas North]

(One of many of Os and Fenton's conversations)

Fenton: ... The best part is, the old woman thought I was doing something heroic. So, I got praise, money, and no one was the wiser.
Osclow: .............You're the king of evil.
Fenton: Meh.. maybe the duke.

[Deathmage]

"Chicken?" "Chicken?" "Chicken!" "Um...I don't want chicken." "YES YOU DO!" "But...suppose I wanted boar?" "You finish chicken first! Must cook!" "No, but I would really rather have some boar..." "Boar!" "Yes, boar." "BOAR! Find boar!" "Maybe in forests?" "Yes! You smart! Boars don't like the city! Boar!" "Boar!" "Boar!"

-Helga, forcing Allendale to eat.

Subsequently I got killed by dire badgers in the Viridale Forest. Damn my 9hp.

[DeathRose52]

Somewhere in the Ogre Caves.
Varnz: "Wow that was close"
Someone: "Ehh, wasnt that bad"
Half-Orc: "I want a dragon!"
*Everyone slowly turns toward the Half-Orc*

Roaming around as Gabbish, kills a few gobby then meets an elf.
*Moments later, after a few potions for gabbish which is alcohol to him*
Gabbish: *Sways around* "My... yo.. your... a big ... go..gob...goblin..."
Person: "Im an elf....."
Gabbish: ". . . . Orc?"
Person: "Elf....."
Gabbish: "Ahhh... i go..t it... a half-ling ..ma..thing..y"
Person: "Pointy ears light color skin.. im an elf!"
Gabbish: "Oh... i see... the truth now! Your a tree descized as a elf!"
Person: *Annonyed and waves his arms* "Sure... You figured it out!"
Gabbish: "Good... because i really need use the bathroom and your the only tree around!"

[Swebbs]

In the druids glade hearing Hano tell his story about being captured and interrogated by followers of Bane.

Pom: "Boy I hope I never have to go through something like that."
Cade: "I agree."
Pom: "I mean that torture sounds like . . . well. . . torture."

[cmosier]

Not word for word, but this is pretty much how it went.

Hano: If we do manage to escape, Sehron, I'm giving you a bath, you smell like shit.

Sehron (still covered in blood and vomit):...... No offense Hano but we haven't been imprisoned THAT long.

Hano (Oblivious for a moment): Wh..What! You think I meant... No! I meant buy you a bath!

Sehron: *smirks* Fair enough. Escape I get a bath, our souls sacrificed, we punch Bane..... I really hope its the bath.

[cmosier]

Another one from the old school.

*Caelreth approaches Marona, clutching his hand, smiling*

Marona: Cael... what happened to your hand?

Caelreth: Oh this! I was helping Lady Tamara with something and she broke it.

Marona: I see. What were you assisting Lady Tamara with?

Caelreth: Do I still have to call her Lady if I've seen her naked?

Marona: .....

[DeathRose52]

(Last night at the Forest, Snow ran into three of us heading to grimaxe)
Snow: "So what is everyone up to?"
Lady: "We are on the never ending quest to get Orc head for Rellick!"
Varn: "Ain't that every guys epic quest? Well at lest it better then Boar head!"

[cmosier]

The only time I've seen this.

Sakamoto: Cael! What are you doing with your hand in that woman's mouth?!

Caelreth: What? She said I could!

[Jaeram]

This recently took place in a tell after Rhime had hassled Karthus near a camp fire.
After Karthus Left. I got a good laugh out of it.

Rhime: [Tell] Rhime loves being a dick.
Karthus: [Tell] Karthus loves dicks.
Rhime: [Tell] O.O
Karthus: [Tell] You heard me.
Karthus: [Tell] And now I should clarify that I'm joking >.>

[kumati]

The past day or two, whenever I spotted Karthus following a group in his bird form, I'd make some comment about chickens. Came back to bite me it seems, when he walked into the fire circle of the Exigo Trading Post...as a chicken. I was already laughing at this point, and then he typed out:

"The chicken looks into the fire -- it's natural predator."

From there followed the Herculean struggle to cook the critter.

(In response to the 'animals' post by kangleton, I felt it might be necessary to note that the chicken comments were ooc tells sent to Karthus, since we've already had some friendly conversation.)

[Kangleton]

Bahahah! That was the most fun I'd had in animal form, ever.