Best In-Game Quotes

[Leaving Hope]

Best In-Game Quotes

Have some memorable quotes? Let's hear them! If necessary, explain the context

[sharringtonm]

talking about the rescue attempt of Samantha and capture of Hano.

Hano: "They assaulted my backside"
Snow Hawk: "You were raped?"
Hano: "Errr..."

[Deathmage]

Karthus is claiming to be lightning, Hakafu has been established as "fire", and now Karthus turns to poor Peri...

Karthus: "What are you?"
Peri: "Why...I'm...water!"
Karthus: "Water? Do something water-y."
Peri: *drinks ale*
Karthus: "Hold on. You said you were water, not that you drink water. I smell trickery."
Peri: "Ah, but it is no mere water! It is water of the Gods!"
Karthus: "But why would water drink itself? I don't believe you."
Peri: "Why...who do you think is making all this rain?!"
Karthus: "*gasp* Surely not you?!"

Subsequently my stupid NWN2 crashed and I got kicked back to desktop without the chance of finishing that lovely conversation.

[CloakandDagger22]

We were about to venture into the Viridale Forest to kill the Gnoll, I had joined up with the group and as we left the camp, the cleric of the group said:

"Lets go get this elf some head."

[Kangleton]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Aaaaaahahahahah!

That's hilarious.

[Vichtor]

This is probably funnier to the people that were there....but still.

Spoken to a Giant Bridge Troll: "You might be large....but we have fire!"

At that exact instant, it started raining and the "Flame Weapon" spell on my sword ended.

[Kaeldorn]

This might not be EXACTLY accurate, but I thought it was a pretty cool analogy..

Lida (CN): "Laws are like the shell of an egg. Sometimes you have to break it to make an omelette."
Yashia (NG): "True, but you do need to be careful not to crumble the shell or it might spoil your lunch."

[Dune]

Long long time ago

Some strange player : "Lol that was well funny..."
Me in tell : "You know this is a role-playing server right?"
Some strange player in tell : "I am role-playing though"
Me with PC : "You are one strange man sir..."
Some strange player : "Ohhh thats role-playing."

[darcane]

By the way i was there when Ariel Said "Lets go get the elf head"...

[darcane]

"Ye boar humpin little bastard!!"

[TheBrogueadier]

Not much of a quote, but it made me chuckle at the time..

Sat around the camp fire at the Trading post, Mad Jack Flynn was in discussion with some others about self control and the concept of being nice for a day:

Mad Jack: "What would old jack need self control for?"

Giacomo: "To save having to buy trousers a few times a day?"

[Gamling]

Yashia is whispering to Lauan at the exigo camp fire about why men look at woman the way they do, and what a pervert is.

Lauan: ( Whisper ) Oh.. okay.
Yashia: * Smiles *

Isara walks up to the fire and introduces her self.

Lauan: Hello! Yashia was just teaching me about perverts! * Smiles *
Isar: I see...
Yashia: * Face turns red as a tomatoe *

[Kangleton]

Hano: Hano innocently does some sort of Paladin-type thing, all innocent-like.

Karthus (Birdform): The bird's poop plops pleasently on the plate of the pitiful, plighted Paladin.

Alliteration ftw.

[cmosier]

From the old school, from before the vault wipe.

Caelreth: Damn Tamara, you've really let yourself go.
Tamara:... I'm pregnant, I told you this last week.
Caelreth: Oh! That's right! I feel bad for you..
Tamara: I'm afraid to ask, Why is that Cael?
Caelreth: You humans have large heads, that's going to hurt like the Nine.
Tamara:.....Go away Cael.
Caelreth: *smiles and wanders off whistling*

[Tolomara]

yea, we went to the caves to get some elf some head, but the boss monster wasn't there.

" no head for you today!" Ariel