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  • #46
    "We do not murder," he said. It was a soft voice; the doctor never raised his voice, but he had a way of giving it the pitch and spin that could make it be heard through a hurricane.

    "We do not execute. We do not massacre. We never, you may be very certain, we never torture. We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage, or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the clink of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.

    "No, we do it for the money.

    And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money.

    There can be few cleaner motives, so shorn of all pretense.

    Nil mortifi, sine lucre. Remember. No killing without payment."

    He paused for a moment.

    "And always give a receipt," he added.
    Just another fun quote for a class. I love this speech.
    Running across the mountains, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Helga Great-Wyrm! And she gives a mighty bellow:
    "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Root View Post
      Just another fun quote for a class. I love this speech.
      Its a good one.
      Originally posted by roguethree
      If I had my way, clerics would have spell failure and a d6 hit die. And Favored Souls wouldn't exist.

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