A corpse On The Side Of The Road

[grumblecake]

Just an interesting poll...

A corpse lays on the side of the road based on your MAIN (Most used) character what would he/she/it do?

[OzmaDarkheart]

Yay! Free stuff!

Loot the body and animate it as a mindless undead slave!
Then send it to pick flowers in Port Avanthyr or something....

[Grigori]

Oh gawd... Fubar would... well...

*lopes along until seeing an obviously dead person on the side of the road*
*sniffs at it and scrunches his face at the odor*
Ooo dat smell like gobbo poo... who leev dis heer an steenk up road?
*he pokes it with the tip of his sword* Hmm... it no leek... it no fall part... it still steenk tho...
*he notices a few bugs crawling over the corpse and kneels down to grab one, and after inspecting it for what he knows to be poisonous markings, eats it whole*
Mm... beetul not eet da ded bodee much yet... not taste bad...
Mebe fubar jus keep go... not wanna lug roun' ded bodee all day...
(at this point if nothing catches his eye, he's gone, but if a DM says he sees something shiney or some sort of book which he refers to as wiping paper, or maybe even is wearing some sort of outfit that fubar might like, he would take whatever the item is, inspect it, consider it, and then either drop it on the body or keep it as his new property)

[Darkfangs]

Virsing would simply loot the body..

Faderiel.. well now that depends on how much she likes you.

[Glazed Donuts]

Loot! loot!

[Sylvanas_Kathar]

Hmm depends on which character.

Selene would revive if she could, making sure the downed character was ok.

Sylvanas would probably kick it to see if it was really dead...That or shove a sword in it to make sure, cackling as she continued along her merry way, mocking hte person's foolishness for dying in the first place.

[Kaldaris]

You already know what I did. [ Insert wink here. ]

[Priest of Asmodeus]

well angrim would try and make a puppet outta him first then as the puppet ask for help

[Maxx Powers]

My character would ressurect it if he could, but he's not very likely to carry res scrolls, so he'd pick up the corpse and bring it to a temple.

[Clutch]

'Briefly look over the corpse saying nothing' , for Darren. He doesn't like dead people, but can't cry over them either if he doesn't know them.

[Anauroch]

Well, I chose 'acknowledge' but frankly it depends on what kind of dead person is lying there...

And what the situation overall is...

Lots of factors to consider. 'Acknowledge' seemed like the best, overall answer.

[Firecrest]

Well probable try and resurrect him/her/it, smile brightly and tell them Tempus was against them, and better luck next time. Skip on merrily down the road and look for someone to fight. :P

[Anks]

I would Ressurect him/her.... then I will own their lives,they would be mine.
If they Disagreed, they would be taking another dirt nap.

[reemixx]

lol @ Firecrest's answer.

Jinx would poke it and prod it to make sure it's dead...
Then loot it...
Then report it to a priest if she could find one...
And then probably pickpocket the priest while they're busy bringing the person back to life.

Bit of an opportunist.

[TheFarsight]

Hmm.. Well Drashan would not notice the corpse, trip over it, and then try have a full fledged conversation with the corpse.

And if Kai was around, he would pick up the corpses head and move its jaw while saying "Kai is so dreamy"