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  • Josef is a smarter bard today

    He's learned to never say "Who's the big man now?" to a big man, with a big axe...

  • #2
    HFe should have had super AC. -_-

    Big axe can't hit bigger armor.

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    • #3
      Depends on who has the axe

      Maleficus "Ravenor" Carnificis
      "Dreams... such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. I can sense your ripeness and, oddly enough, it is time for the harvest. Please, save your tears... I intend to reap your sorrow slowly and have ages to discover the things that make you suffer... I am eager to revel in the sweet melody of your screams and the melancholy of your despair..."
      Eldraxus Tzyvioq
      Mystic Theurge (and Harper) of Deneir wandering the Sundered Valley in search of (and with the intention of mapping out) places of power, ley-line intersections, and other locations where the divine and arcane intersect...

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      • #4
        True learning

        The real lesson here is to distract said large man with large axe with soothing music whilst insulting him.

        For with large axes usually come rather small brains....

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        Deiter Rheinheart- Rogue out to help everyone take themselves and life far less seriously.
        Thom Grinwell: A man lost in the world and inside his own mind.
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        • #5
          And even larger tempers...

          Maleficus "Ravenor" Carnificis
          "Dreams... such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. I can sense your ripeness and, oddly enough, it is time for the harvest. Please, save your tears... I intend to reap your sorrow slowly and have ages to discover the things that make you suffer... I am eager to revel in the sweet melody of your screams and the melancholy of your despair..."
          Eldraxus Tzyvioq
          Mystic Theurge (and Harper) of Deneir wandering the Sundered Valley in search of (and with the intention of mapping out) places of power, ley-line intersections, and other locations where the divine and arcane intersect...

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