Gnomish pig on steroids?

[SilverCalibur]

Ehr... someone left a Gnomish Pig on Steroids which is set to plot in the Sharahan Hills.

Between the misspelling of steroids, and the notion of steroids in the Forgotten Realms setting, all I can say is 'Whu?'.

[Lollercide]

Ehr... someone left a Gnomish Pig on Steroids which is set to plot in the Sharahan Hills.

Between the misspelling of steroids, and the notion of steroids in the Forgotten Realms setting, all I can say is 'Whu?'.

It's Slanke's work. You'll find that his creative (some might consider it lack of creative, but I don't) quests and names will be light and humorous compared to most. Like the Giant Paladinhating Monsterthing.

I personally find it funny as hell and a nice break from the constant 'impending doom' stories/quests from the other DMs. He's the ying to their yang. (Mach is also known to partake in such events, but rarely)

[SilverCalibur]

Can anyone clean it up? It's a bit strong for the area it's in.

[Mighty_Draco]

Jack has taken care of the pig

[nickbeat]

that little bigger was impossible to hit, and it read as effortless for some reason, even though it tore up my Level5 Druid.

[Gamling]

Note to self" Watch out for geneticaly enhanced pork.

[rustediron]

It's gone now? I heard it was level 27?

[Tolomara]

Ariel ran into this piggy, there was a a body on the ground. At first I thought it was the person's pet, then it attacked me almost killed me, but i was able to escape.

Made it back to the trading post and told other of this evil porker, Mad Jack went to the hills and dispatched the beast.

((( yea have to agree this little pig was a little too strong for the hills)))

[Kaeldorn]

Yashia was already depressed for being such a failure in allowing Samantha to slip away with 5 hitpoints left, and now Jack even takes all the credit for killing the pig. Oh, life is so unfair!

[Mighty_Draco]

It's dead, although it managed to survive a surprising amount of thwacks from Jack

[darcane]

The monsterthing has to be Mac...He attacked me and another,with an ogre of its like..It was a Metalhating Monsterthing from Cali or something...And it confessed that it liked Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams

[Slanke]

UPPS. so sorry.
That was a pig I was testing on a player to set up against 2 lvl 10 players.
I crashed in the middle of the thing, and when I was able to relog I had forgotten all about it.

[Phantom Lamb]

nub.

[nickbeat]

You can always count on fine upstanding citizens like Jack to help out in a pinch.

[Mighty_Draco]

Just following his civic duties