GBX Rant - In Response to News Post of Max Level

[Xanderleo]

The only Drow I've seen server side has been played by GBX. Sigrun does know a half-drow very well, however.

[Machiavelli]

Eh? I'm not friends with any Tieflings, and not with any Cyricists of Banites that I know of ! And I was just saying what I do. Others may do as they see fit, up to and including having massive hippy love-ins with all the demonspawn and producing little drow-demon-tiefling-lich babies!

[Edit] The fluid nature of the subject matter in this "GBX Rant" thread is well suited to the posting needs of all those Sundren forumgoers (such as myself) who are chronically unable to stick to one particular topic. I like it!

[GodBeastX]

And someone is friends with one tiefling, one Banite, one Cyricist, one NEcromancer... I could go on.

It's unfortunate people have to come to a sad truth. There's a reason commoners are 1 hd and no skill points. They don't know dick. To them, Drow are the boogy men. To adventurers, they are whatever they want them to be. They call it experience for a reason.

Next person who isn't a DM decides to dictate to someone how they should act without being asked is going to see my new script command that makes your max level 3 permanently.

[Machiavelli]

I don't go for Drow love, Demon hugging, Devil appeasing, or any of the above. Yeah, I know pit fiends aren't all evil, but it pays to be careful

[Edit] The above is my own attitude, and not intended for the consumption of anyone else!

[Unholy Carp]

...Drow are the night terrors of little children in Faerun, I was always told.

So, just so we have this straight: You were told bedtime stories about bedtime stories within what is essentially a bedtime story?

[Kangleton]

I'm a powergamer. I eat, drink, and poop while grinding. But when I am suddenly stricken with a terrible urge to RP, I come to realize that everyone is friends with at least one Drow. I'm exagerating, but it is pretty common that there is some casual Drow sighting, and everyone just nods respectfully.

I don't know that much about Faerun Lore, but I always thought that Drow were like... the monsters under the bed. Mothers would scare their little children, using Drow as a threat.

"If you don't eat your Sarahan Goblin Meat, the Drow will come in the night, and suck your spleen out of your ass!"

...Maybe less graphic, but equally unpleasent. Drow are the night terrors of little children in Faerun, I was always told.

[Machiavelli]

Ash, I'm shocked! I didn't know you were seven out of seven on the grinder scale.

*shuns her mercilessly*

[Ash]

- Leap Frogs parties
Kayt's on her own and is normally chasing parties seeing if they'll be her friends.

- Knows the respawn times of encounters
Yes. All the better to agro and drag gribblies on to noobs.

- Rushes to certain bosses when server reboots
Yes. They often have beer.

- Walks in a circle through dungeons
Yes. Kayt gets lost and has a very short attention span.
Kayt: "Oh a tree."
Imaginary friend: The same one you walked by two minutes ago,

- Says a party comment about something affecting his/her exp gains
Yes. GBX's scripting is pants and everyone needs to be told.

- Parties with whatever race/creed/being will help him/her get that added exp
Kayt's lonely and needs friends. At least half-orcs talk to her.

- Gets to zone where a group of people are, and his/her first words is "Who is up for killing undead?!" like your going to a house party and not facing possible death.
Yes. kayt's pretty sure this is actually normal in Sundren and assumes most adventurers are actually gamekeepers.

- Doesn't know jack about the lore of the server
No. Kayt just doesn't really give a fig. Human history is short, boring and predictable.

[Krya Flacongrace]

What is Leap Frogging?

^ I was leapfogged

[Wyvern76]

What is Leap Frogging?

Running past another party (or person) to get to the Boss/Loot frist.

[FreakyFerret]

What is Leap Frogging?

[Wyvern76]

Maybe I should turn this into an online quiz and people can score themselves XD

You Should, it should be a quiz emailed to new players upon registration!

[Krya Flacongrace]

guyz guyz i think im a powergamer what do i do????

Apply this Patch in your override folder...

IamAShazbot 1.1alpha

[Disclaimer] By applying this patch you accept reposnibility for any and all server side bans it will occour when you next log on

[GodBeastX]

Hey, this is fun!

- Leap Frogs parties [no]
- Knows the respawn times of encounters [no]
- Rushes to certain bosses when server reboots [no]
- Walks in a circle through dungeons [no]
- Says a party comment about something affecting his/her exp gains [yes]
- Parties with whatever race/creed/being will help him/her get that added exp [no]
- Gets to zone where a group of people are, and his/her first words is "Who is up for killing undead?!" like your going to a house party and not facing possible death. [I think so]
- Doesn't know jack about the lore of the server because can't be bothered to read anything about the lore on the forums or isn't ever in DM events [sort of]

guyz guyz i think im a powergamer what do i do????

Maybe I should turn this into an online quiz and people can score themselves XD

[GodBeastX]

It's my rant topic, I can rant about whatever I want ^_^

And Devasha is different, she tells people who ask her if she's a good Drow, "What the hell does that even mean?!" Then they ask if she's evil and she goes, "Probably. I do only care about myself after all."

She had a long discussion with Hlaine about how people are wierdos XD

And Vekin, she only loves Takhla