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Well, it has occured to me that Sundren has an increasing amount of elves taking to Sundren. Now, I do not know if this is because elves are 'uber awesome' or just so 'leetzor' that they just 'pwn' all other races, but it is a problem, and as a supporter of Sundren and my character a devote servant of the State I am proposing the following:
A) All signs, books, etc. be also put into elven translation: This will benefit any elf who does not speak proper common or is just too elitist to speak common. Not only will the elves be benefitted, but all other races will be put to shame because Elven is clearly a superior language.
B) Elven be a mandatory for any State Official: As the Elven population increases, it is only right that the State reflect this. Elves will eventually out number the humans, so the government should represent this so that it can effectively tend to the needs of the bulk of the population. By learning Elven the State Officials can communicate with the people that they now represent.
C) All Elven Adventurers be cared for by the state: It is no lie that Elven communites are communes. They care for one another and the few that do leave their homes often feel a strong homesickness. So to combat this Sundren's State should provide for the Elves. Not only will this cause more elves to flock to Sundren, but it will also promote Sundren as an Elven Friendly place.
D) The city of Sundren should be razed to the ground: Now this may seem radical, and it is! But Elves are radical as well so the land should reflect this. So to all of you: go out a burn down a barn! Free the farm animals and dine on berries and leaves!
E) The Temples of All Non-Elven Deities be put into one minor building of stone: The Elves are not dwarves, they do not take kindly to stone structures. Most of their temples are 'one with nature'. As the Elven population of Sundren increases at such a rapid rate these sentiments will only be expressed more and more. So as a pre-emptive strike, All the temple that would be built with stone and such should be demolished and moved to one Mega-Temple. Rejoice! Now Bane and Tyr can reside in one temple while the clearly superior Elven Deities can spread their blessings amongst the land.
F) All farm lands should be confiscated and turned into groves: Farming is wrong. It only uses the land and deprives it of its nutrients. As human farmers are inept and Elven farmers are nearly non-existent, farm lands in general should be confiscated by the State and turned into groves. The Elves will benefit from this because they now have places that better resemble their homes. The humans too will benefit because they will learn that if you wait for a decade the Land will eventually provide you food without mortal interference.
That is all that I have to say for now. I believe that it would behove the Developers, DMs, and players to seriously consider these reforms. Thank you for your time!
A) All signs, books, etc. be also put into elven translation: This will benefit any elf who does not speak proper common or is just too elitist to speak common. Not only will the elves be benefitted, but all other races will be put to shame because Elven is clearly a superior language.
B) Elven be a mandatory for any State Official: As the Elven population increases, it is only right that the State reflect this. Elves will eventually out number the humans, so the government should represent this so that it can effectively tend to the needs of the bulk of the population. By learning Elven the State Officials can communicate with the people that they now represent.
C) All Elven Adventurers be cared for by the state: It is no lie that Elven communites are communes. They care for one another and the few that do leave their homes often feel a strong homesickness. So to combat this Sundren's State should provide for the Elves. Not only will this cause more elves to flock to Sundren, but it will also promote Sundren as an Elven Friendly place.
D) The city of Sundren should be razed to the ground: Now this may seem radical, and it is! But Elves are radical as well so the land should reflect this. So to all of you: go out a burn down a barn! Free the farm animals and dine on berries and leaves!
E) The Temples of All Non-Elven Deities be put into one minor building of stone: The Elves are not dwarves, they do not take kindly to stone structures. Most of their temples are 'one with nature'. As the Elven population of Sundren increases at such a rapid rate these sentiments will only be expressed more and more. So as a pre-emptive strike, All the temple that would be built with stone and such should be demolished and moved to one Mega-Temple. Rejoice! Now Bane and Tyr can reside in one temple while the clearly superior Elven Deities can spread their blessings amongst the land.
F) All farm lands should be confiscated and turned into groves: Farming is wrong. It only uses the land and deprives it of its nutrients. As human farmers are inept and Elven farmers are nearly non-existent, farm lands in general should be confiscated by the State and turned into groves. The Elves will benefit from this because they now have places that better resemble their homes. The humans too will benefit because they will learn that if you wait for a decade the Land will eventually provide you food without mortal interference.
That is all that I have to say for now. I believe that it would behove the Developers, DMs, and players to seriously consider these reforms. Thank you for your time!
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