Looking for a Vampire

[Valor]

Might sound odd, but I am looking for a vampire player that would be willing to make a minion. I have several RP concepts in my head, and would love one of them see come alive. You can PM me and we can discuss our anticipations and expectations.

Thank ya
Valor

[roguethree]

[Thief Of Navarre]

Damn you I was trying to find a good picture and you beat me to the punch... again!

[blurry89]

Vampires are assholes. Always waiting there to drink our blood. Can't handle ultraviolet light. And they live forever. Sleep in coffins. Turn into bats. I want to fly. Go to the top of mountains and tell the world how cool it is to fly to the top of the mountain. Then fly back down and have a beer. Maybe a mojito if the weather is nice. With a sandwich. Some turkey, ham, salami, tomato. And mustard. No mayonnaise though, I don't like mayonnaise. If I'm feeling frisky, perhaps add some sweet relish. But not out of those little packets. Those are a pain in the ass. And you need like twenty to get the amount of sweet relish you want. I mean a guy invents these packets to put condiments in, but you always need more than one. Why not make bigger packets? I've seen them for ketchup, but no other condiments. Why not? I want some more sweet relish and mustard. When I'm done with my sandwich, I'll fly over a football game. That would be cool. Land on the 50 yard line. Sing a song. Then I'll probably fly away. Save people in mudslides and floods. Drop them off at the nearest Red Cross location. Yeah, that sounds legit.

[glaes]

Didn't we kill them all? Go team Triad! T

[Chiangtao]

Have you seen those new ketchup packets? They have spouts for squeezing but you can peel back the top for dipping.

[Nyssis]

My friend, you're in luck! I happen to be in possession of several vampires that I'm sure are willing to use your body like one of those Kool-Aid Squeezits from the 90s and your soul to power nefarious magic. The question is, do you want this---





---or this?

[glaes]

Nyssis, do you find yourself yearning for a vampire baby to rip apart your insides? Thats what women want, right? Vampire babies?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_StX-X72vqG...ire+baby+2.jpg

[Nyssis]

Nyssis, do you find yourself yearning for a vampire baby to rip apart your insides? Thats what women want, right? Vampire babies?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_StX-X72vqG...ire+baby+2.jpg

[ThePaganKing]

So, the Roguethree bootlickers strike again. Where are the DMs about this hijacking of a post. A rather newer player asks about a legitimate RP question and people just post crap?

[[DM] Grinning Death]

You can PM me and we can discuss our anticipations and expectations.

Didn't realize those vampire players were going to post their nefarious plots in the thread.

If so, vampire players, please do so in order to publicize and make it known that you are looking for minions, or if you do not wish to have aforementioned vampire minions.

Thank you for your ongoing non-inflammatory, sarcastically ironic posts.

[ThePaganKing]

Hey, I see a pattern of certain people that think they are funny post crap when someone has a legitimate RP question or request.

I just post what I see, if there was something in the background, then I do apologize, but I have seen this crap before and you are welcome for my post.

[Qinniqtuq Aggaak]

Might sound odd, but I am looking for a vampire player that would be willing to make a minion. I have several RP concepts in my head, and would love one of them see come alive. You can PM me and we can discuss our anticipations and expectations.

Thank ya
Valor

So, the Roguethree bootlickers strike again. Where are the DMs about this hijacking of a post. A rather newer player asks about a legitimate RP question and people just post crap?

Since Valor did suggest to be PM'ed, it could be possible that he was.

If not, this guy is certainly putting his hand up for some interesting RP... after all, the most common lines amongst villains are: "It's hard to find good help these days"

I'm sure many of you Vamp players need a good lackey.

[[DM] Grinning Death]

His 'request' didn't require any response from the community in this thread, and so they made something light-hearted out of it.

I'm locking this thread, due to your inflammatory posts insulting other members of the community for no real reason and making an issue when it isn't one.

Your apology is also not accepted in its sincere lack of sincerity.