Blitzcrank would be an Exigo Warmech that developed sentience, signed up on the Anderson Act, and is now working with the Oghmans to create the internet.
Running across the mountains, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Helga Great-Wyrm! And she gives a mighty bellow: "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"
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