New DM Catastrophe

[Doubtful]

Remember, the DM team are evil cyborgs. This renders gender pretty much irrelevant most of the time (They do have to select a gender of course, otherwise things get confusing when they have to use public toilets).

Here's Tome during his last 3,000hr service.

[Philosopher]

Where the hell do you find these disturbing pictures, Doubt?

[DM_Equinox]

Don't ask. Don't. EVER. Ask.

[Qinniqtuq Aggaak]

I concede to the power of the higher ups. But the rest you players, are my minions, muahahahahaha.

After witnessing our cat playing with an unfortunate mouse for the last half hour, I can't help but picture this being quite similar....


Excellent.

[Torgar]

I have it on good authority that sapphire phoenix is cuter then catastrophe. Now i suggest they fight over this point of view. Anyone second the notion?

[Atmosphere]

In Jello or Mud? And doubt, you know I hate that pic of me. You can almost see my robotic crack.

[DM_Sapphire_Phoenix]

*Kicks Torgar* Looks are irrelevant, Thank you very much. *stalks off to torment various players*

Oh, And welcome to the team Catastrophy, may you make all the player's lives hell.

[Catastrophe]

I have it on good authority that sapphire phoenix is cuter then catastrophe. Now i suggest they fight over this point of view. Anyone second the notion?

Don't make me come to the moon and beat your butt!

[Redjack]

Is this the forum were you ask DM's to give you stuff?
Still waiting for my ring of Epic Gate.

Welcome new girlie DM!
Looking forward to seeing what you are made of.

[Seheren]

Is this the forum were you ask DM's to give you stuff?
Still waiting for my ring of Epic Gate.

Welcome new girlie DM!
Looking forward to seeing what you are made of.

In other words he wants to know if you taste good.

[Zorkaplex]

Its always good to see a new DM

Due to the cat based nature of your name, I humbly offer some Meow-mix to you with the hopes that I will be spared from your wrath.

[Maevan2]

Where the hell do you find these disturbing pictures, Doubt?

His private photo album?

[Torgar]

*rubs his shin* Ok, i might have deserved that Saph, but kicking is still mean. Now i'm going to go over in this corner like a man, and cry the pain away. excuse me. *stomps of into the corner, and cries little girly....er big manly tears*

[Urithrand]

Welcome "Cat"astrophe!

[DM_Equinox]

Cat Ass Trophy?


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Sorry. Coudn't help it.