Temple Suggestions

[Aniril_Telin]

Doesn't the law say "Kill Talos worshipers on sight?"

Note: It was not my intent to seem overly aggressive on the matter of what appeared to me to be arguments. I am sorry that it was taken as such, I will be more careful in my wording in the future.

[Dragor]

Doesn't the law say "Kill Talos worshipers on sight?"

Due to increasing violence and destruction within the holdings of Sundren state, all servants and clergy of the listed gods are hereby subject to permanent exile. Any person, foreign or native, who is found eliciting blessings, carrying holy symbols, or professing worship to these gods will be arrested on sight. Those who refuse public denunciation of faith will face permanent expulsion. Any who resist arrest or are found within Sundren after expulsion will be subject to execution.

Toranos has technically been exiled but no-one reports these things

[DM Punchinello]

Talos? That's the god of ADHD and desperate over compensation isn't it?

ADHD with co-morbid Conduct Disorder. He'd be eligible for Anti Social Personality Dsorder, but he has to grow up first. With his electrifying personality, throw in a Grease Spell and he'd be the John Travolta of the pantheon.

[Dragor]

Talassan guide to social interaction, A.K.A. the fury ritual.

Step One: Pray to Talos.

Step Two: Make berserk attacks to wreak as much destruction as possible in a small amount of time.

Step Three: Pray to Talos (if social interaction was survived).

[Twisted-Indoctrine]

ADHD with co-morbid Conduct Disorder. He'd be eligible for Anti Social Personality Dsorder, but he has to grow up first. With his electrifying personality, throw in a Grease Spell and he'd be the John Travolta of the pantheon.

Alternatively you could take away all the shiny lightning nonsense and he's Gruumsh.

[Dragor]

Alternatively you could take away all the shiny lightning nonsense and he's Gruumsh.

4th edition nonsense and blasphemy!

[Urithrand]

We should start gving out Anti-Pantheonic Behaviour Orders. We could call them "APBOs" and the Talosians could think they were really cool for having one but everyone else would just look at them as if they're going to mug them in the street. Or something.

[Thief Of Navarre]

4th edition nonsense and blasphemy!

^ Agree, bring it on haters!