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  • Urgent! Urgent! Calling all Gnomes, Halflings and Dwarfs

    *From peers from the shadows at the notices boards at the Exigo grounds and swears softly*

    "There is no way Im going to pull that off" * He glances at the fliers in his hand and smiles at his own genius*

    "No I only have to get these fliers posted...but how..." *From retreats back to his in where he awaits the Sundren authorities response to his misdeeds*

    *As From slowly plods his way back, he bumps into another street urchin* "Hey!..." *He stops dead and smiles at himself* "You gnome genius!".

    ...an hour later.

    Street kids starts to hand out fliers to all Gnomes, Dwarfs and Halflings.

    *The flier reads*

    Calling all Gnomes! Dwarfs and Halflings - Stand together against tyranny and racism by Sundren Authorities!

    Sundren authorities will be taxing all small folk (once again great care is taken to write out Gnomes, Dwarfs and Halflings) 10 times more than Humans!

    Sundren authorities will attack and arrest you on bases of your race!

    Outrage! Racism! Discgrace! Stand togheter! Take what is yours!

    *****

    *From disapears before a commotion starts - he will have to wait untill tomorrow to see how successfull his idea was before the street kids get rounded up - hopefully enough fliers will escape to escalate racial tension*
    Calandra Gleamblade

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    A scrawny, completely bald dwarven maid with an eye patch picks up one of the flyers and reads.

    Frowning, she pushes the eye patch to her other eye and reads again.

    Grunting something unintelligible to herself, she stomps off with the delicate grace of a wild hog.
    Annaleen Wiltenholm-There's always something to smile about.
    Chani Kalera- Intimidation is the new diplomacy. *looms*
    Eleanor "Bloody Elle" Lark - Why is the rum always gone?
    Yolanda Brown - If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
    Astrid Hammerhand - Och!

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    • #3
      Falrynn reads the flier. "This cannot be right, how preposterous. Me thinks somebody is playing the agitator."
      Byrun - Wandering Swordsman
      Falrenn Silvershade - Shaper of Truths

      If you're searching the lines for a point
      Well, you've probably missed it
      There was never anything there
      In the first place

      Wax Fang - Majestic

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      • #4
        A few dwarven Legion soldiers receive these fliers while out of uniform and off-duty. They scoff.

        "Idjuts! Stirrin' up trouble fer no reason. Everyone knows them laws is after monsters, not good folk like us."

        A couple fliers wind up in the hands of the authorities. They take no action, but make note of the event.
        "Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
        -Bill Maher

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        • #5
          A well dressed halfing reads...after smoking nervously "Bloody hell this an outrage... this is... Bloody tallfolks always against the small of stature. The shame, the disgrace.... Rascism here... Bha like everywhere else in the bloody damn realm."

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