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The nail was finally in place after much scurrying about to get the right vantage point. The patrons were not all to helpful as they sputtered their drinks and laughed at his near comical attempts to reach a high place.
A chair had fallen over as he tripped in his long red cloak, a nail fell out each time as he stretched to the height to post the flier, and on occasions - his hat would get stuck in between the path of the nail and wood.
He hopped down from the stool that a nearly kind patron had given him (though the halfling was suspicious that it was for the man's own laughs) before dusting off his lavishing garb, and giving way to a deep bow. The patrons returned to their gambling and drinking and other nefarious things that went about in the Den, though some went to read the flier out of curiousity.
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My Beloved Citizens Of Sundren
If You are here, in this den, you are likely reading this. This leads me to my assumption of the person who stands before this flier. Now, be honest with yourself. Some of us will do just about anything for a stag or maybe even a few crowns. Hells, maybe some of you would be content enough to live off of other things that are not in material gain.
My point remains in one spot, however. If you are like I, and will do nigh anything to obtain wealth, than you are in luck. I am offering all of you jobs that could have you leaving our meeting with a hundred stags, or maybe even a full crown.
The prerequisites to work for me are quite simple. You must be a proficient speaker - I do not do violent work, and you will be paid less if your work is violent. Those who are able to fulfill my requests without shedding a drop of blood will be paid the most. You must be able to read, no dim-witted half orcs like Gormek over there. And most of all, you must be willing to do near anything to obtain wealth.
You will find I am a generous employer, and I hope that we can meet soon. If you are interested in work - please leave your name with Mr. Jimmy. I will stop by every now and then to arrange our meeting.
Good day.
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A chair had fallen over as he tripped in his long red cloak, a nail fell out each time as he stretched to the height to post the flier, and on occasions - his hat would get stuck in between the path of the nail and wood.
He hopped down from the stool that a nearly kind patron had given him (though the halfling was suspicious that it was for the man's own laughs) before dusting off his lavishing garb, and giving way to a deep bow. The patrons returned to their gambling and drinking and other nefarious things that went about in the Den, though some went to read the flier out of curiousity.
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My Beloved Citizens Of Sundren
If You are here, in this den, you are likely reading this. This leads me to my assumption of the person who stands before this flier. Now, be honest with yourself. Some of us will do just about anything for a stag or maybe even a few crowns. Hells, maybe some of you would be content enough to live off of other things that are not in material gain.
My point remains in one spot, however. If you are like I, and will do nigh anything to obtain wealth, than you are in luck. I am offering all of you jobs that could have you leaving our meeting with a hundred stags, or maybe even a full crown.
The prerequisites to work for me are quite simple. You must be a proficient speaker - I do not do violent work, and you will be paid less if your work is violent. Those who are able to fulfill my requests without shedding a drop of blood will be paid the most. You must be able to read, no dim-witted half orcs like Gormek over there. And most of all, you must be willing to do near anything to obtain wealth.
You will find I am a generous employer, and I hope that we can meet soon. If you are interested in work - please leave your name with Mr. Jimmy. I will stop by every now and then to arrange our meeting.
Good day.
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Shiv Shadowsong
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