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  • Wanted: Osclow Wiltenholm and his Accomplice

    Legionnaires throughout Sundren City and the Exigo Trading post begin putting up the following posters.


    Wanted!

    Osclow Wiltenholm and his comrade.

    25,000 Stagg Reward, dead or alive!

    The bard known as Osclow Wiltenholm, as well as his unnamed accomplice, have become an enemy of the city-state and is to be considered highly dangerous. If you see these two people, then approach at your own risk. Any information involving these two criminals are welcome and may harbor rewards depending on the information.

    *There is a description and a drawing of Osclow Wiltenholm's face placed here, with his signature hat.*
    <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
    <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> f**k me

  • #2
    "Osclow the Great? It can't be!," exclaim a gaggle of surprised teenage girls.

    "I thought he was a hero! Didn't he save us from the Cube?"

    "I heard his songs are like honey!" "I heard he killed a legionairre!" "He has a girl in every town!"
    "Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
    -Bill Maher

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    • #3
      *Annie angrily tears a poster at the trade post down and crumples it in her hand* What the hell kind of idiots are they anway? Don't they see what this bitch s doing?
      Annaleen Wiltenholm-There's always something to smile about.
      Chani Kalera- Intimidation is the new diplomacy. *looms*
      Eleanor "Bloody Elle" Lark - Why is the rum always gone?
      Yolanda Brown - If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
      Astrid Hammerhand - Och!

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      • #4
        A red-haired woman sees the poster:

        "Oh my, seems that cute bard's gas is actually deadly." *chuckles*

        "I probably should stand further away if I see him again" *smirks*

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        • #5
          After a day of being posted, Legionnaires are then seen going around town and the Exigo Trading Post removing them. Those that ask would learn that Osclow has been captured and taken into custody for his crimes.

          The details of his crime and how long he will be detained are still undisclosed.
          <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
          <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
          <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
          <Judge-Mental> f**k me

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