A tiefling stands by the wooden stump at the Exigo tradeing post, yelling, telling of how he, saved the valley.
"Gather around, all come listen to this grand and true story, of how I saved the valley, it all started when the portals that the Black Hand of Bane created was closed, a rip in the cosmos themselves occurred. A randomization of the planes, They say everything is connected and what they said was true, So, I the Champion of the people decided, to save it! Quartz I required and with Quartz the people of the valley responded. Then, the day had come, the Quartz where ready to close the portal, all eyes where on the campyre, waiting for the rift to open once again, but then! Something happened, Baatezu, of all sorts started to pour out as portal opened! I single handedly decided to Dive! into the portal, and fight off the army of devils to save the honorable people of this valley, and I succeeded, I fought them off, as the oh so wonderful Red Wizards closed the portal behind me trapping me inside. But how I got out and manage to stand before you this day! Well that is a story, for another day, ladies and gentlemen, A glorious story of a passionate man, stuck in the pits of hell themselves for five years! So, all cheer for the Champion, The Infernal Champion of the Valley, of the people of this grand and glorious nation."
The Tiefling turns silent after spreading his piece of propaganda
"Gather around, all come listen to this grand and true story, of how I saved the valley, it all started when the portals that the Black Hand of Bane created was closed, a rip in the cosmos themselves occurred. A randomization of the planes, They say everything is connected and what they said was true, So, I the Champion of the people decided, to save it! Quartz I required and with Quartz the people of the valley responded. Then, the day had come, the Quartz where ready to close the portal, all eyes where on the campyre, waiting for the rift to open once again, but then! Something happened, Baatezu, of all sorts started to pour out as portal opened! I single handedly decided to Dive! into the portal, and fight off the army of devils to save the honorable people of this valley, and I succeeded, I fought them off, as the oh so wonderful Red Wizards closed the portal behind me trapping me inside. But how I got out and manage to stand before you this day! Well that is a story, for another day, ladies and gentlemen, A glorious story of a passionate man, stuck in the pits of hell themselves for five years! So, all cheer for the Champion, The Infernal Champion of the Valley, of the people of this grand and glorious nation."
The Tiefling turns silent after spreading his piece of propaganda


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