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  • The Twice-Dead Sailor and the Necromancer

    Rumors bubble around the Exigo campfire about a zombie being brought into the camp by a necromancer. A female elf was chastizing the necromancer, asking him to leave forcefully. The necromancer was trying to explain the zombie was his former first mate. A dwarf came up and took action, slaying the zombie while the man watched. The Exigo guards subdued him and took him to jail, but many people have questioned his sanity for his actions on the campgrounds.
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    Grumbling behind the bars of his cell,Captain Odin Sorceron cusses the empty air over his imprisonment..."Damned no good mush brained stinker gots me in trouble again!! When i gets me arse out 'o here ima have me some words with that Josey...Gots me arse kicked and thrown in this damned cage!!Shoulda let them sharks eatya i shoulda!!"Continuing to mutter curses at a presence that isnt there,he whips out his pipe and lights up..."Ahhh,at least i gots me smoke...Guessin im sharin the floor with the rats.."Shrugs,pulling in a large amount of smoke and exhaling.."Could be worse i reckon."Suddenly the scent makes its way to the jail gaurd's nostrils..."Priest,how did you get that pipe in here?Give me yer damn pipe and your weed before i knock a knot on your head you cant pull your shirt over!!"Odin looks up at the guard reaching through the bars and spits in his direction.."I aint givin ye nothin ye dog-faced girly man!!"At Odin's remarks the guard quickly grabs the club hanging by a hook on the wall and proceeds toward the cell's door.The burly pirate captain realizes he messed up and decides to comply.."Alright Alright,take it!!"He throws the pipe and the weed pouch through the bars at the guard's feet.The guard smiles broadly,chuckling.."Thats what i thought you idiot!!..Sitting back down the guard places his feet upon a nearby table and packs the pipe full of Odin's highly fine pipeweed..And begins smoking it."Good stuff ya got here..priest!!"I think i will keep it..By the way where did you get this from?"
    Odin glares at the guard with much disdain..."Yer an arse..smokin me stuff!!And i aint tellin!!"...The cell guard blows smoke in his face...then begins to laugh...."Well priest looks like this batch is mine.."
    "Feel the fervor growing,but the hate is stronger.My heart was whole with you,but the pain was mine."

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    • #3
      Hearing of this, Yuan makes a mental note to determine the identity of this individual.
      Emaku: Basher-in of Batiri skulls.
      Yuan: Silent as a peaceful death.

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      • #4
        Elusa nods, confirming the rumors. "The man had the nerve to pretend he wasn't a necromancer, after summoning a zombie and publicly admitting his own son was a necromancer. He seemed proud of it. It was good the Sentinels showed up when they did, I do not like to take the law into my own hands."
        Dalian - Shapeshifter of the Tuatha Dé Dúlra
        "My true identity goes beyond the outer roles I play. It transcends the Self."
        UTC -4

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