Goblin Meat Scandal

[Kangleton]

Rumors are abound that a woman who frequently sells salted meats to the Exigo vendors has been fooling them with just what kind of meat it was. Don't ask, don't tell was her logo, and with that, into the shops flowed pound upon pound of goblin meat! With neither the retailer or the consumer knowing what kind of meat it was, many ignorant folk have been exposed to the disease-ridden goblin carcass, at the expense of their peaceful bowel movements.

Word is that a man named Karthus is attempting to organize a movement against this growing Goblin Meat scandal, in an attempt to protect the indegestion-free citizens of Sundren, from that which would constipate their good health.

[BattlePixie]

Mittens happily chews some goblin meat on a stick and thinks to herself; "with all the problems the farmers have been having and the plague, who wants to eat beef or venison? I certainly wouldn't touch anything coming from the city with all the crazy people in there."

Licking her fingers Mittens motions to the ventor for two more meat sticks, then asks "yous got lizard jerky? Mittens likes man lizard jerky, is good"

[Peridan]

Morpheus spits out his goblin on a stick, thinks for a moment, shrugs, and takes another bite as he walks around the city.

[Silas North]

"With all this talk about bad meat, I am glad I perfer fish."

Happily opens a wooden box as he sits before a campfire, only to see slabs of goblin meat crudely stacked into the shape of a fish.

"ohh... what in the hells is THIS?!"

[Lanemeyer]

Captain Majer hears about the rumor and shrugs. A day after, he steps out of his room in Sundren Confort to meet with his men.

- Listen up men, there is a rumor going on about a woman who is selling goblin meat to the Exigo vendors. Well, if I were you, I would only eat meat here.

[Narse]

Happily chewing away at a cut of stange, but tasty meat Fenton murmurs to himself "Mmmm... not bad". He stops with the sound of a loud crunch and pulls from his mouth.... an arrowhead?
"...what the hell? That's the weirdest looking bone I've ever seen."