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Rumors travel that a group of half-orcs have been baiting people for help, then capturing them and holding them ransom or stealing their valuables. There have been no cases of casualties reported.
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"Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
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Mittens sat under a familiar tree in a secluded mountain valley, having recently returned from town where she heard the town's folk whisper about the bandits.
"Bah! Pig faces no good eatings, though good for wars yes" she nodded to herself pleased.Butch: "You know, when I was a kid, I always thought I was gonna grow up to be a hero."
Sundance: "Well it's to late now."
Toons:
Mittens Whitepaw (Feral Druid),
Rose Thimblefoot (Simple Seamstress),
Melody Mourningsoul (Cursed Bard)
Katalina Zephyr (Guardian of the Grave)
Gabrielle Dumoine (the Duchess of Waterdeep... 'onestly...) -
*hearing the rumors, Buurk headed out searching for this band of half-orcs* Me wonder if me brother is wit dem..."It is by chance that any life ends, but only by fate that it is my life and not yours." - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
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Uther: Lawful Good Fighter
Grant Berne: Feral Druid
Buurk gro'Baal: Bloodlusted Half-Orc
Baelthor Ironpike: Hardy Dwarf WarriorComment
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Thrion triumphantly announces, quite loudly to all in the tavern, that he shall get to the bottom of this and bring the scoundrels in...
...then slinks upstairs to his room and shivers, his knees knocking. He knows Father will make him go after these thieves, and he whimpers himself asleep.Comment
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A further rumor spreads, stating that four of the bandits met their demise at the hands of a local, heroic bird, rescuing the demsel in distress.Pyras: Red Wizard of Thay, High Arcanist of Illusion, Master of the Enclave's Knight Commander.
Currently taking apprentices, and conducting research.Comment
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