Discrete services available

[BattlePixie]

Posters are found around the various taverns and inns brazenly advertising their wares:

"New in town and don't want to explore the city's night life unaccompanied?

Lonely and looking for some discrete evening companionship?

Have certain fancies you don't want your wife, husband or neighbor finding out about?

Look no further! for a mere 100 stags a night, I will be who ever you want me to be. I don't judge any man or woman on their fancies or tendencies and provide a discrete and pleasurable companionship service.

Leave your money with the desk clerk at the Sundren Comfort Inn and come on up to room 1, knock and ask for D.T.

You won't regret your decision, satisfaction guaranteed!"

[Captain Caveman]

Strutter Dixxon looks a poster over and the outlandishly dressed gnome beams happily.

"Well , that sounds like a swell idea ! Maybe if I have someone with me, they'll like me and stop trying to kill, eat or arrest me !"

He then hears a sound( a bird, a creak, grass growing, someone being killed in the shadows etc...)and vanishes from sight with a slight " Bamf " and the sound of running footsteps recedes in the distance.