Raging Cock Attacks Triumvirate!

[Kaizen]

In a most terroristic and stunning turn of events (Turned, you say? In a clerical temple?!), an angry, raging, rather abrasive and/or obnoxious chicken was seen simply waltzing into the blessed and holy Triumvirate Temple and immediately assaulting the first Holy Warrior it laid eyes upon!

Though injuries were minor, and the victim of the chicken assault fully recovered, a plethora of questions do arise :

What did the Triumvirate ever do to recieve such fowl play?

What did the Triumvirate initiate do to recieve such a cock slap?

Is the most Noble Judicator Sir Dain Tornbrook okay with such tomfoolery in his temple halls? Is he okay with cocks freely accessing his back door?

If the noble Sir Dain Tornbrook is okay with cocks slipping into the backdoor of his most sacred Temple, did the Chicken have to pay some sort of tribute? Perhaps dinner and a play?

But, as dire and confounding as these questions are ... the most important of all remains - Will the cursed and evil farm bird of terror return?

[Qinniqtuq Aggaak]

[Gorri]

*after hearing the news in the Military ward, Roman mumbles to himself* I was told that the Triumvirate temple was an impenetrable fortress, and to think a cock wandered in there and started wreaking havoc. *shakes his head in disbelief* Mortifying... utterly mortifying!

*he runs off towards the East with a deviant look about him*

[roguethree]

Word is, is that the cock slipped in unnoticed because it was so small and unthreatening, barely taking up any space within the corridors of the Triad.

Pressed for comment, one Broken One, a woman in worship of the Ilmatari, said, "There was cock in here? I didn't notice. Is it over with?"

The effects of the small, angry cock's intrusion are soon forgotten or joked about.

"Feisty little guy," one Tormtar quipped, "probably ignored by the hens back home."

"What a small, small, futile little cock," added another.

[Intrepid42]

Murin hears about the rumor while inspecting supplies in the Exigo Trade Hall.

"Brodan's Beard! A tasty dinner just walking in the front door, easy as ye please! Those priests get everything!"

Murin eyes the front door of the Trade Hall with a hopeful expression for a bit, before sighing resignedly and getting back to his labours.

[Captain Caveman]

Fullgrin hears this and grins his razor sharp grin recalling other times in the past.

[Gorri]

*frustrated, Roman looks everywhere for this chicken in hopes that he might scry it's method of penetrating deep into the enemy's chasm... after a long and fruitless search Roman gives up.*

"The High Adjudicator must have choked it!"

*shrugs and wanders off looking for babies to wrest from their cribs in the night*

[Shedboy]

Gram'pus (as seen in the screen shot) reports somewhat nervously,

"indeed, the assailant was a chicken of rather small proportions - but a proudcock nonetheless."

Somewhat more soberly

"Upon first glance I humorously and rhetorically suggested to the chicken that it must be of Tyr's flock, given its strut, plumage, and proud bearing. It did not take kindly to my jest, clucked once and attacked. The cock became aroused by my words."

"Indeed, 'Tis the first time a cock has attempted to violate me, to think something as this should occur in the winters of my life. If only i had the fore-sight to have more efficiently got that cock off, but alas, 'tis is hard to do with a pumped, raging cock in your face like that! I am sure you all know what i mean!" *crinkles his forehead as if something he said was amiss*


"Anyhow I am proud to say that i beat that cock. Beat that cock with mine own gauntleted fist until it bled. *holds up a bloodied fist* Gave it a good thrashing before it it withdrew out the front passage cloister interruptus!"

"The cocks desire seemed to be at odds with its performance, perhaps it was a manifestation of Bane.... an emissary detached and dispatched from his avatar. "

"The impotent and detachable cock of Bane if you will!"

[Gamling]

((Cock like penis or cock like chicken?))

[[DM] Grinning Death]

((Chicken. Don't clutter up a good RP, relevant post with your gutter mind, Gamling.))

[BattlePixie]

upon hearing the news Lilly bursts out laughing. She pauses to wipe away a tear then chuckles momentarily before being wracked by another laughing fit.