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The farmer who stands outside of his home at the Crossroads tells a story to all those who will listen.
"I was just standing here at night, making sure none of those Baney's came in. Then all of a sudden I heard this ruckus over by where the campfire is. These giant werewolves just ran out of the woods and started attacking!"
He waves his arms in the air for emphasis, his face a look of shock and awe.
"Then after they were kill't, these ladies came over to see if I was alright. They were very pretty ladies too, mind you. Well when we was chattin' there came this other werewolf from the bushes next to my house. It had my pig! But it saw those pretty ladies, then dropped it and went and attacked them."
He continues on, "Then after they were all recovering, another group came out to attack. It was those damn Baners! They was vampires too, cause I heard them complain about the sunlight. It was almost morning when they attacked, and they quickly killed most who were there. And then when the bodies were not even cold on the ground, they left."
"I was just standing here at night, making sure none of those Baney's came in. Then all of a sudden I heard this ruckus over by where the campfire is. These giant werewolves just ran out of the woods and started attacking!"
He waves his arms in the air for emphasis, his face a look of shock and awe.
"Then after they were kill't, these ladies came over to see if I was alright. They were very pretty ladies too, mind you. Well when we was chattin' there came this other werewolf from the bushes next to my house. It had my pig! But it saw those pretty ladies, then dropped it and went and attacked them."
He continues on, "Then after they were all recovering, another group came out to attack. It was those damn Baners! They was vampires too, cause I heard them complain about the sunlight. It was almost morning when they attacked, and they quickly killed most who were there. And then when the bodies were not even cold on the ground, they left."
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