A gnome in bright red tunic and a red cap climbs atop a soapbox and clears his throat to speak.
"Hear ye, hear ye! Jail break at the City Watch!
In the middle of the night, a piercing siren broke the calm city air in the military district and a legion of our finest soldiers rushed to the City Watch, a group of adventurers in tow. What was discovered can only be described as a bloodbath! Gore and severed body parts were strewn about like so much trash, painting the interior of the Watch in a sick tableau of carnage!
Forging deeper into the hellish madness, the crew discovered the empty cell once containing the assassin by name of Jace Blackwell, a man who made an attempt on our illustrious hero, the Warden of Wrath himself, Dain Tornbrook. The Legion is posting a large reward for the capture or death of this deadly assassin.
Investigations of the watch, conducted by the Scholii and the adventurers discovered the identity of the juggernaught. A vampire woman, wearing fullplate and wielding a greatsword! What monstrous terror now stalks our nights?
Information leading to the capture or destruction of the vampire will yield an even larger award! Who will dare to tackle this vicious vixen of violence?
Night or day, the gnome in red is here to shout the daily news and chew the fat!"
The gnome gets off his soapbox, picks it up, and saunters off at a leisurely pace, whistling to himself.
"Hear ye, hear ye! Jail break at the City Watch!
In the middle of the night, a piercing siren broke the calm city air in the military district and a legion of our finest soldiers rushed to the City Watch, a group of adventurers in tow. What was discovered can only be described as a bloodbath! Gore and severed body parts were strewn about like so much trash, painting the interior of the Watch in a sick tableau of carnage!
Forging deeper into the hellish madness, the crew discovered the empty cell once containing the assassin by name of Jace Blackwell, a man who made an attempt on our illustrious hero, the Warden of Wrath himself, Dain Tornbrook. The Legion is posting a large reward for the capture or death of this deadly assassin.
Investigations of the watch, conducted by the Scholii and the adventurers discovered the identity of the juggernaught. A vampire woman, wearing fullplate and wielding a greatsword! What monstrous terror now stalks our nights?
Information leading to the capture or destruction of the vampire will yield an even larger award! Who will dare to tackle this vicious vixen of violence?
Night or day, the gnome in red is here to shout the daily news and chew the fat!"
The gnome gets off his soapbox, picks it up, and saunters off at a leisurely pace, whistling to himself.