Does anyone know what the Druids are up to these days? Well let me fill you in on the dark of it.
I was taking a casual stroll through the Viridale in search of inspiration when I encountered a trio: an Elven spellsword named Altherion, a midget of an Elf named Fade, and a petite, yet somewhat attractive Halfling named Jen.
I stumbled upon this trio just in time to watch them charge down a helpless little doe. But this was no ordinary deer hunt! No! The spellsword stabbed the creature TEN times! And then the corpse ten more for good measure. The midget elf, Fade, proceeded to molest the butchered doe. Perhaps indulging herself in her festishes of bestiality and necrophilia at once? She was rather fond of the teeth, so she more than likely bites or enjoys being bitten.
I imagine the innocent doe was prancing around the 'Dale when it must have stumbled upon the corpse of an Orc. Curiosity likely got the best of the poor creature as it stayed to nuzzle the corpse and that's when the adventurers slaughtered the unfortunate doe!
I then accompanied them to the Druid's Grove with the mangled corpse of aforementioned doe. We were promptly warned that if we crossed the bridge we would be subject to molestation by Treants and shapeshifted Druids which would result in tortuous death.
I thought the doe was just dirty, but all that dirt turned out to be Transmutation symbols. Can you believe that? Are the Druids trying to make war machines out of the creatures of the wild now? Apparently a pack of wild dogs destroyed a caravan out by the Gate of the Sunderer. So are the Druids finally taking an offensive against the city folk threatening Nature?
Keeps your eyes and ears open for the next Tale, cutters.
Side Note: Fade has a spider fetish as well.
I was taking a casual stroll through the Viridale in search of inspiration when I encountered a trio: an Elven spellsword named Altherion, a midget of an Elf named Fade, and a petite, yet somewhat attractive Halfling named Jen.
I stumbled upon this trio just in time to watch them charge down a helpless little doe. But this was no ordinary deer hunt! No! The spellsword stabbed the creature TEN times! And then the corpse ten more for good measure. The midget elf, Fade, proceeded to molest the butchered doe. Perhaps indulging herself in her festishes of bestiality and necrophilia at once? She was rather fond of the teeth, so she more than likely bites or enjoys being bitten.
I imagine the innocent doe was prancing around the 'Dale when it must have stumbled upon the corpse of an Orc. Curiosity likely got the best of the poor creature as it stayed to nuzzle the corpse and that's when the adventurers slaughtered the unfortunate doe!
I then accompanied them to the Druid's Grove with the mangled corpse of aforementioned doe. We were promptly warned that if we crossed the bridge we would be subject to molestation by Treants and shapeshifted Druids which would result in tortuous death.
I thought the doe was just dirty, but all that dirt turned out to be Transmutation symbols. Can you believe that? Are the Druids trying to make war machines out of the creatures of the wild now? Apparently a pack of wild dogs destroyed a caravan out by the Gate of the Sunderer. So are the Druids finally taking an offensive against the city folk threatening Nature?
Keeps your eyes and ears open for the next Tale, cutters.
Side Note: Fade has a spider fetish as well.
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