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*Warning ripped down by Exigo personnel.*
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Aggribayl Blakfyre - The man known as Bayl, aka Little Red Riding Hood, aka The Shield, aka Mr. Leaving, aka Kyle Rendell
Cryok, Son of Frigiss - aka Fross-Choppa
The Kegfists - Dwarven brothers likely to die under eachothers' axes
Jarvis P. Bloggins III - Gnome with a Long Title
(And too many more to bother listing)
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Below that, on an even finer parchment, in a more flowing hand, written slowly and delibrately:
Allow me to introduce myself to you all:
I am Brother Ethric, of House Urmbrusk of Waterdeep, and I am indeed a humble priest of the Dread Lord, and am here lawfully, registered under the Vellik act. However, there is no need to fear me: Fear Only Him. I come to bring Order and Peace and Prosperity to this land, and invite all to join me in that endeavour... and I am looking forward to those others in this land who are working toward the stability and preservation of Sundren.
May it be the Lord's Will,
Ethric UrmbruskEthric Urmbrusk - Noble Dreadmaster
Fulk of Helmsport - Faithful Soldier
Cornelius Faustus - Scytheful Scribe
Komeigyu Shoon Ieyasu - Exarch's Samurai
Tahlatril Auvrealylth - Ace of Blades
Elizabella Talmost - Sunite Sorceress
Lucretia Valentine - Shadowy Seductress
Haraldir Ironshield - Fallen Dwarven Defender
Justin Cecilius - The Next Great Blind Paladin
Hazlok Flass - Necromancer's Apprentice
Xander Magnus - Right Hand Enforcer
Zilabamuzale of Mezro - Guardian of Ubtao -
*the notices are quickly torn down by the Exigo employees, fearing the propaganda will alarm their customers*"Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
-Bill MaherComment
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*Another parchment is put up in it's place*
"Please refrain from posting notices without prior authorization.
-Exigo Management"
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Kalifer nods along with the other Exigo-aligned merchants at the sentinel's instructions to keep an eye open for anyone attempting to post more of the posters.
"Understood. Shall we inform you if we see anything out of the ordinary? Suspected or well-known Banites perhaps?"sigpic
Osclow Wiltenholm- "I have seen behind the mask and almost miss the bliss of ignorance."Comment
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"Shhh!," spits one of the merchants, "don't even SAY that name around here! Just keep your eyes peeled for anything that might run off business. The last thing we need is the government stationing troops here if they declare us a safety hazard. Now THAT'S bad for business!""Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
-Bill MaherComment
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"OW ow.. alright alright." grumbles the wizard, forcing his voice more to tones of whispering. "I won't say a word about 'them' any longer. Just stop pinching my arm Vani. I'm not a child."sigpic
Osclow Wiltenholm- "I have seen behind the mask and almost miss the bliss of ignorance."Comment
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