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  • To Master Baldrick of House Van Hellstrom

    Master Baldrick
    Seneschal of House Van Hellstrom

    The Order has gone well, better than even I expected.
    It well meets your Lord's stated requirements.

    Several kegs shall be delivered as requested, in good time for the preparations. I shall present for final payment at or after the tournament, as requested.


    To comply with what I have been informed are minimum Exigo safety standards, I am obliged to suggest certain precautionary measures.


    ~The amount of flammable material in the vicinity of the kegs should be kept to a minimum.

    ~The kegs will suffer ordinary handling, but such a brew will respond poorly to being treated with disrespect.
    ~You might also wish to keep females of nervous disposition situated at a prudent distance.

    Stone preserve you.


    Murin Stouthammer
    Exigo Syndicate

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    Most excellent. Lord Cyrus will be pleased. We look forward to seeing your new ale at the provings. Your recommendations have been noted.

    ~ Signed Baldrick
    The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

    George Carlin

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