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A hin with a badly bruised head approaches the nearest administrative representative for the Exigo, at the Trading Post. It appears as though his nose had been bleeding earlier that day, and that he had been physically abused to a very minor extent. With a quivering lip and fearful expression, he quietly hands over a mundane letter, and walks away at a quickened pace, appearing embaressed.
The letter reads,
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Sir or Madame, or Whom it May Concern,
My name is Spuds McGraw, and I was recently physically assaulted by this girl, see. She's some kind of Paladin or something, but I wouldn't have known if I hadn't been told! She kicked me into the mud, she did! And what did I do? I didn't do anything! I hugged her, without her ever having told me not to! And even if she did, physical assault was uncalled for!
As humiliating as this is, I'm asking for help. I'm distressed, hurt, and a customer of the Exigo, and although I hope to continue business here, I don't think I can bring myself to do that with these violent Paladins running about with heavy boots being tossed at my head!
Oh, and I've got witnesses, I do. They signed the back of the paper!
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(The back of the paper is signed by Zack and Lauan, who were both present.)
The letter reads,
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Sir or Madame, or Whom it May Concern,
My name is Spuds McGraw, and I was recently physically assaulted by this girl, see. She's some kind of Paladin or something, but I wouldn't have known if I hadn't been told! She kicked me into the mud, she did! And what did I do? I didn't do anything! I hugged her, without her ever having told me not to! And even if she did, physical assault was uncalled for!
As humiliating as this is, I'm asking for help. I'm distressed, hurt, and a customer of the Exigo, and although I hope to continue business here, I don't think I can bring myself to do that with these violent Paladins running about with heavy boots being tossed at my head!
Oh, and I've got witnesses, I do. They signed the back of the paper!
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(The back of the paper is signed by Zack and Lauan, who were both present.)
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