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    I arrived onto the docks of Athes....Athy...Athhh, its a place. I'll learn its name soon. My flute was stolen by quite a rude man, I didnt see his face since everything blacked out after I was punched.

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    I cant find any music shops here, how barbaric and unstable. It surprises me how these people continue without culture. Anyways, I found a lovely inn called the Menacing Mariner. Its quite dark in there so I do enjoy lighting it up from time to time. The barkeep was angry with me for casting light on a beer mug, for everytime a parton drank from it, it blinded him. He couldn't use it for hours... I was very sorry. I gave a free song to all for that one.

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    I decide to stretch my legs and move outside the docks and into the rest of the lands. I arrived at Sharr, Sherr...they're hills. The gaurds they were quite surly, but I soon made them merrier with a full on show, with my greatest hits like "O' to a Dying Dryad" and "The Gnolls a Knockin".

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    Still no patronage from the men at the hill station, but a rather nice dwarf gave me 70 gold. Mustave impressed the little guy, so I made a song just for him! He left though, but all other dwarves that came could enjoy such a tune.

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    I crawled my way out of a horrible, smelly, goblin cave today. I was left to rot by a party of surly people. One was a mage by the name of Mobius, he had flowing red and yellow robes... quite fashionable I must say. Anywho, I slowly crept and crawled my way out, only to meet outside a group of soldiers. They all seemed to cower towards a rather large man, bald, and with an axe....wait, thats an understatement. It was a swirling axe of death and destrustion. It looked like it could destroy a dragon.
    I wanted to make friends, so I came up, put my best smile on ma face and tried to chat it up. They ignored me...I hate being ignored. So I carried on about, you know, random things, any ol' thing to get the conversational juices flowing. The giant man said that "You friend here doesnt seem very bright" ..and well, it WAS dark outside, so I replied "I can fix that!" so I lit my head up. To which I continued oh so wittily... "Ha, who's the big man now?" All I remember was the vision of an axe head...and blackness.
    I awoke, vowing to never speak to this man again, and was thrown in with these soldiers! Apparently we were to war with these goblins, and their Banenite masters.

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    Still in the caves, tired, cold. We found their general, it twas a human. I mean, of course, why would goblins ever be so smart with anything tactical. We errupted from the caves, victorious and grande. A strange man then approuched us. He had raven feathers encrusting his collar, which was quite nice may I add, and all in black. He congratulated us and payed us for our services. He said he was of the black hand...which I knew nothing about. Black means bad, so I felt used... but oh well, we did kill the enemy, and was PAYED!

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    Traveling to Aquor...hey, a city named I remembered, HA! Perhaps since I may aquire a job here. I wish to attend a wedding here in hopes oh being the wedding singer. Could collect tons of gold, and make a name for myself. A win, win for me! I am just about there, and should be reaching it soon.

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    I arrived at Aquor to find it...rather dark. It was quite spooky as I needed to light myself to see anything! Towns people seemed to walk casually under the shroud of pure night. Is this city so under developed that they do not have proper lamps? Alas, I did not find the bride or groom, which fustrated me so. Apparently it wasn't as big of an event as I thought. Of course, aquiring their names would have been helpful, but I was to idiotic to do so!

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    Last edited by Ichbin; 02-26-2007, 10:53 AM. Reason: More Content: 2/26/07
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