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* A copy of the Sundren City Chronicle can be found in every tavern and store throughout the city. Numerous articles can be found within the publication, some gaining more attention than others. *
Sundren City Chronicle
"When Entertaining News Is More Important Than Accuracy"
"When Entertaining News Is More Important Than Accuracy"
PLAGUE!
By Stewy "What's Libel?" Desowits
Sundren City authorities report that new cases of the plague are down from 6 to 5.98 today, allowing citizens to take one breath of relief after holding it in for so long in fear of a deadly, rumored to be divine plague that has incapacitated much of the city.
When asked for comment, Balthasar rudely indicated his time would be better spent assisting those affected by this crisis. Balthasar's refusal to answer questions and instead do his job leads this reporter to ask: what's he hiding?
Elsewhere, vocal callers claiming the end times have begun shouting their message in the trade district streets. A minor scuffle is also rumored to have taken place at the Exigo Trading Post, where two such callers lost their lives to the hands of a playful, wand wielding fairy--though contradictory reports claim it was to a Hin menace known only as "Speedy."
Elsewhere still, many a tavern are buzzing with the news that the Triumvirate may yet hold a cure to the plague, despite adamant denials by every member interviewed. A wizard wearing green robes was reported as selling lumpy, black potions with the consistency of tar for the deadly disease at the city jail, though no tests to verify the potion were attempted by any of the Triumvirate. One wonders: do they really want to cure this plague?
Caspar went on record to insist that the Triumvirate does not possess a cure; his confession proving to be either an admission to their ignorance, ineptitude, and inability to help in this matter, or a flat out lie. When further pressed on the issue of cures being distributed to nobles while the commoners suffered, Caspar grew very red and angry, proving unequivocally that Paladins can indeed blow their top. This reporter whole heartedly believes that Caspar is caving under the stress and moral decay that comes from denying the common man a cure it desperately needs.
By Stewy "What's Libel?" Desowits
Sundren City authorities report that new cases of the plague are down from 6 to 5.98 today, allowing citizens to take one breath of relief after holding it in for so long in fear of a deadly, rumored to be divine plague that has incapacitated much of the city.
When asked for comment, Balthasar rudely indicated his time would be better spent assisting those affected by this crisis. Balthasar's refusal to answer questions and instead do his job leads this reporter to ask: what's he hiding?
Elsewhere, vocal callers claiming the end times have begun shouting their message in the trade district streets. A minor scuffle is also rumored to have taken place at the Exigo Trading Post, where two such callers lost their lives to the hands of a playful, wand wielding fairy--though contradictory reports claim it was to a Hin menace known only as "Speedy."
Elsewhere still, many a tavern are buzzing with the news that the Triumvirate may yet hold a cure to the plague, despite adamant denials by every member interviewed. A wizard wearing green robes was reported as selling lumpy, black potions with the consistency of tar for the deadly disease at the city jail, though no tests to verify the potion were attempted by any of the Triumvirate. One wonders: do they really want to cure this plague?
Caspar went on record to insist that the Triumvirate does not possess a cure; his confession proving to be either an admission to their ignorance, ineptitude, and inability to help in this matter, or a flat out lie. When further pressed on the issue of cures being distributed to nobles while the commoners suffered, Caspar grew very red and angry, proving unequivocally that Paladins can indeed blow their top. This reporter whole heartedly believes that Caspar is caving under the stress and moral decay that comes from denying the common man a cure it desperately needs.
JAIL BREAK
By Lucy Lawless
At three hours after midnight last evening, a daring jail break occurred at the Sundren City Jail. Kemnebi Shadeweaver, whose terrible crimes include the murder of a prominent Helmite Paladin, managed to escape solitary confinement and flee the facility. 4 guards were killed during the escape, and 3 were injured.
Warden Grish took a moment to comment on the event, saying, "This terrible, unfortunate event occurred because the city has refused to fund this facility, and its hard working employees, fairly and adequately. We are forced to make due with average supplies and equipment, while those Everwatch Knights parade around in gleaming armor. This would not have happened if the city had granted our request for a larger budget, and I'm quite certain they'll see the error of their ways now. Still, with a diminished set of guardsman, we will do everything in our power to return the escapee to justice."
A witness who wishes to remain anonymous in fear of his life declared that the escapee left the back door of the prison wearing a guard uniform, accompanied by a man wearing all black. That same witness, Perrow Tallgood of 54 Pennydabble Lane, indicated he would be happy to help identify those that aided in the jailbreak under the condition of anonymity.
Authorities warn that Kemnebi Shadeweaver is extremely dangerous. A reward of 50,000 gold pieces has been offered for his return, alive. Authorities commented off the record that barely alive was fine, too.
By Lucy Lawless
At three hours after midnight last evening, a daring jail break occurred at the Sundren City Jail. Kemnebi Shadeweaver, whose terrible crimes include the murder of a prominent Helmite Paladin, managed to escape solitary confinement and flee the facility. 4 guards were killed during the escape, and 3 were injured.
Warden Grish took a moment to comment on the event, saying, "This terrible, unfortunate event occurred because the city has refused to fund this facility, and its hard working employees, fairly and adequately. We are forced to make due with average supplies and equipment, while those Everwatch Knights parade around in gleaming armor. This would not have happened if the city had granted our request for a larger budget, and I'm quite certain they'll see the error of their ways now. Still, with a diminished set of guardsman, we will do everything in our power to return the escapee to justice."
A witness who wishes to remain anonymous in fear of his life declared that the escapee left the back door of the prison wearing a guard uniform, accompanied by a man wearing all black. That same witness, Perrow Tallgood of 54 Pennydabble Lane, indicated he would be happy to help identify those that aided in the jailbreak under the condition of anonymity.
Authorities warn that Kemnebi Shadeweaver is extremely dangerous. A reward of 50,000 gold pieces has been offered for his return, alive. Authorities commented off the record that barely alive was fine, too.
FANCY, FANCY, FANCY: Sundren Fashion Week
By Spence Spectacular
Hey! Hey Hey! This is Spence Spectacular reporting from Sundren City's second annual fashion show. Oh, ladies, these clothes are to die for! Don't you wish you were me and here right now? Uh huh, I thought so!
Join me all next week as I dress myself in tunics, dresses, robes, and chaps as I give an all exposed look into Sundren Fashion, new trends, and what's hot right now.
And speaking of hot. Did anyone see that Carmella looking all spicy in her adventurer's garb. Very hot. As if Little Miss Jalape?o needed any more sizzle. But honey, do something about that hair. Rumor has it a certain boy in blue has the hots for the spicy sister.
By Spence Spectacular
Hey! Hey Hey! This is Spence Spectacular reporting from Sundren City's second annual fashion show. Oh, ladies, these clothes are to die for! Don't you wish you were me and here right now? Uh huh, I thought so!
Join me all next week as I dress myself in tunics, dresses, robes, and chaps as I give an all exposed look into Sundren Fashion, new trends, and what's hot right now.
And speaking of hot. Did anyone see that Carmella looking all spicy in her adventurer's garb. Very hot. As if Little Miss Jalape?o needed any more sizzle. But honey, do something about that hair. Rumor has it a certain boy in blue has the hots for the spicy sister.
Vampires: Fact of Fiction?
By Dill "Pickle" Shrumper
Rictor von Hellsway, renowned undead hunter or perhaps all around crazy man, has been cautioning citizens that vampires are out to get us. The odd accented foreigner claims that two "fledgling" vampires have been found, and destroyed, and warns more are likely hiding in the shadows, under our beds, and ready to suck our blood.
Join us all next week as we delve into scary tales of blood, white makeup, and long teeth in our mission to explore vampires: fact or fiction?
By Dill "Pickle" Shrumper
Rictor von Hellsway, renowned undead hunter or perhaps all around crazy man, has been cautioning citizens that vampires are out to get us. The odd accented foreigner claims that two "fledgling" vampires have been found, and destroyed, and warns more are likely hiding in the shadows, under our beds, and ready to suck our blood.
Join us all next week as we delve into scary tales of blood, white makeup, and long teeth in our mission to explore vampires: fact or fiction?
NOW HIRING!
By Dlob Scilati, Editor in Chief
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Interested in a high paying career with limitless growth potential?
Interested in doing something that matters, and makes a difference?
Well, if not, the Sundren City Chronicle has a job for you! No experience necessary! Slight manipulations of the truth in order to improve readability and distribution numbers completely acceptable! Interested writers should leave their application with the Sundren City Library.
APPLY TODAY!
By Dlob Scilati, Editor in Chief
Interested in woo-ing members of the opposite sex?
Interested in a high paying career with limitless growth potential?
Interested in doing something that matters, and makes a difference?
Well, if not, the Sundren City Chronicle has a job for you! No experience necessary! Slight manipulations of the truth in order to improve readability and distribution numbers completely acceptable! Interested writers should leave their application with the Sundren City Library.
APPLY TODAY!
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