K'rt lay deathly still in the verdant green shrubbery of the Viridale forest; his bark-brown arms hung limply against the branches, and a small pool of green liquid was slowly collecting underneath his stubby legs. His chest was unmoving, and his glossy eyes stared blankly at the ground. By his side lay a broken dagger - the hilt had been snapped viciously in half by something with more strength than K'rt could have ever mustered.
In the distance, the sounds of laughter echoed. A group of humanoids - two humans and an elf - had just hacked their way through Muckspear village, laying waste to K'rt's home, slaughtering the inhabitants. It was a common occurrence now; why they refused to leave his brethren alone, K'rt could never fathom in the slightest. What few treasures they had gathered were all taken once again - gold, half-used potions, medical gauze, crude weapons of all sorts - but these things were cheap and easily crafted. Surely the human cities didn't need what little K'rt and his tribe had. And they called the goblins barbarians.
K'rt was sick of it. As the mocking revelry faded against the chimes of the forest, K'rt's eyes snapped back into focus. He got up awkwardly against the sharp thorns of the bush he had been lying in, patting the dirt and grime off his leathers in angry, sweeping motions. His knobby fingers extracted a putrid-green pouch from within a hidden pocket in his armor - juice created from mashed leaves, boar's blood and water was still leaking from the large stab-hole the human's sword had made. It wasn't luck that the blow had landed precisely on the pouch - it was years of practice against outsider attack, dodging death by feigning it.
Everything had to be perfect for such an attempt to succeed - there could be no sound after the wail of pain that was to signify one's shuffling off of the mortal coil. Any valuables - trinkets, gold, potions - had to be placed within easy grasp as to deter any examination of the bodies. Finally, the pouch of fake blood had to be breached without being noticed; it was a skilled goblin who could use the enemy's own weapons - while they were still in their owners' hands - to do so.
How pathetic, that we now revere feigning death as skill.
K'rt's real dream was to see the world, not to fight this futile war. Not when fighting involved constant retreat and slaughter, with no chance of victory and no end in sight. His best friend Hrl often laughed at his wanderlust, teasing him, calling him a "human adventurer." Indeed, K'rt had once almost pulled himself away from the misery of tribe life - he had packed what little belongings he had and planned to bid a melancholy and yet joyous farewell to his friends. If Hrl's mother had not suddenly fallen ill and passed, K'rt might have been halfway across the world by now - as it was, K'rt couldn't abandon his friend in his time of need, and so he stayed.
? and here he was again, wiping grime and dirt off himself. His eyes darted up to analyze the situation - countless bodies littered the forest floor, though many soon followed K'rt's example and began picking themselves up. The ones that didn't stir were lost, felled by the invaders. Most of those were young - brash and inexperienced, they were slain as often as they managed to kill. Hrl lamented their deaths every night, but K'rt's sympathies had long since turned stone cold. He didn't have the energy to waste shedding tears.
One of the younger goblins approached K'rt - his skin still had a deep sierra sheen to it, and his limbs lacked the oaken bark-like texture that covered the older goblins' arms and legs. The younger goblin seemed exhilarated, boasting about how easy it had been to fool the humans and elf. K'rt gently set the young one aside to carefully inspect the fallen. Good ? no one I recognize. At least I have that much to be thankful for.
No sooner had those words passed through his mind, did he see an old and solemn goblin carrying a broken body, the corpse mangled and mutilated. The bones were crushed and snapped, jutting out in shocking places. The eyes were still open, an expression of utter despair frozen across the face. K'rt could not believe it. Hrl was dead.
In the distance, the sounds of laughter echoed. A group of humanoids - two humans and an elf - had just hacked their way through Muckspear village, laying waste to K'rt's home, slaughtering the inhabitants. It was a common occurrence now; why they refused to leave his brethren alone, K'rt could never fathom in the slightest. What few treasures they had gathered were all taken once again - gold, half-used potions, medical gauze, crude weapons of all sorts - but these things were cheap and easily crafted. Surely the human cities didn't need what little K'rt and his tribe had. And they called the goblins barbarians.
K'rt was sick of it. As the mocking revelry faded against the chimes of the forest, K'rt's eyes snapped back into focus. He got up awkwardly against the sharp thorns of the bush he had been lying in, patting the dirt and grime off his leathers in angry, sweeping motions. His knobby fingers extracted a putrid-green pouch from within a hidden pocket in his armor - juice created from mashed leaves, boar's blood and water was still leaking from the large stab-hole the human's sword had made. It wasn't luck that the blow had landed precisely on the pouch - it was years of practice against outsider attack, dodging death by feigning it.
Everything had to be perfect for such an attempt to succeed - there could be no sound after the wail of pain that was to signify one's shuffling off of the mortal coil. Any valuables - trinkets, gold, potions - had to be placed within easy grasp as to deter any examination of the bodies. Finally, the pouch of fake blood had to be breached without being noticed; it was a skilled goblin who could use the enemy's own weapons - while they were still in their owners' hands - to do so.
How pathetic, that we now revere feigning death as skill.
K'rt's real dream was to see the world, not to fight this futile war. Not when fighting involved constant retreat and slaughter, with no chance of victory and no end in sight. His best friend Hrl often laughed at his wanderlust, teasing him, calling him a "human adventurer." Indeed, K'rt had once almost pulled himself away from the misery of tribe life - he had packed what little belongings he had and planned to bid a melancholy and yet joyous farewell to his friends. If Hrl's mother had not suddenly fallen ill and passed, K'rt might have been halfway across the world by now - as it was, K'rt couldn't abandon his friend in his time of need, and so he stayed.
? and here he was again, wiping grime and dirt off himself. His eyes darted up to analyze the situation - countless bodies littered the forest floor, though many soon followed K'rt's example and began picking themselves up. The ones that didn't stir were lost, felled by the invaders. Most of those were young - brash and inexperienced, they were slain as often as they managed to kill. Hrl lamented their deaths every night, but K'rt's sympathies had long since turned stone cold. He didn't have the energy to waste shedding tears.
One of the younger goblins approached K'rt - his skin still had a deep sierra sheen to it, and his limbs lacked the oaken bark-like texture that covered the older goblins' arms and legs. The younger goblin seemed exhilarated, boasting about how easy it had been to fool the humans and elf. K'rt gently set the young one aside to carefully inspect the fallen. Good ? no one I recognize. At least I have that much to be thankful for.
No sooner had those words passed through his mind, did he see an old and solemn goblin carrying a broken body, the corpse mangled and mutilated. The bones were crushed and snapped, jutting out in shocking places. The eyes were still open, an expression of utter despair frozen across the face. K'rt could not believe it. Hrl was dead.



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