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I's tries to writes dis stuff down likes me kins does, but dese werd be tuff tings to get. I's mets sum tall uns and deys all looks da same. One got elfie earz. Sissy elfs. Found mes a brudder in arms too. Kilt goblins like crazy togethers. Elfies says he kills more goblins, but I shows him, yep. They gots female tall un, but not have a beard, not werth spit. They carris hers around lots as she faintz when gobo hit her. Sillyz tall uns. Got big Axe now. chops dog faces real fast. Maybe kills more soon. Noting better then fighting, especially dog faces. There be pansy humie with heal hands that hang arounds. He talks smart, but mes brudder teach himz to keeps his werd to hisself. Werdz sucks birds eggs.
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*A bunch of ripped out pages preface this page*
Durn I kant write what I wants. Me berd start growin agin. I not gonna burn it or let gobo get it ever agin. Lil half pint make fun o me berd too. She just jealous she not growin one. Durn elf try to get me to takes a bath. Don't he know I alredy take me bath dis year? Durn stupid elf. Not lots of tall uns like mes, but dat ok, cause me meets clan o brudders. There royal, he high blood dwerf, and hands, cause he good wit his hands, and healer cause he good with duh healin stuff. Nut see no dwerf lass tho. Think they all runs away from tall uns. I kills an uger, but it taste bad. Not gunna make stew frum it agin. Stupid durn uger. Hed herts, Werdz sucks birds eggs.
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