"Hey, did I ever tell you how I made my way down here?" The cave was dark. Fit perfectly for the hin. The ogres had been looking for him for hours now, shouting in their grunting language. Some had beaten up the few rocks Zhvey had given hats to. Stupid beings. The bigger the body, the smaller the brain. "Really, its a good story, full of excitement, adventure and drinking." The giant ogre's head rolled to its side and its dead face turned away from Zhvey "Hey, don't be like that, I need you for the bounty. We have time to kill since your friends are trying to look for me and you really did a number on my feet so I can't run that well. So anyway, I'm Zhvey, accountant, locksmith, gladiator and general man of delights. Now your asking how I ended up here in this smelly cave filled with you smelly oafs. That is a good question." One of the magic weaving ogres stopped for a moment and Zhvey peeked from behind the rocks. "Now that you mention it, it might have been a good idea to kill them before killing you." Sitting down, Zhvey combed his messy hair with his fingers, stopping to think if the half dried blood was his or the ogres. He had been over his head before, but now his enemies were seven heads above him. "Well years ago I used to do things that were less agreeable. I've never been rich you know, so I did what I had to to survive. If that is not alright with you, then you can be dead silent... heh. Anyhow, I got into some trouble over a shipment that went missing. Yes, actually missing. I have no idea where it went, and everyone blames me. Because I'm a hin you know. And a locksmith. I'm not even wearing black armor, do I really look that untrustworthy?" One of the ogres shouted something and pointed towards the small hole in which Zhvey had left a small twig to smolder. "And that's why I smoke a pipe all the time, our queue to leave my drooling friend."
It had taken some limping through the shadows, but the hin had left the cave without any more commotion. Lighting his pipe with an old gnomish mechanism, he turned back to the severed head "Oh this? I got it from a friend. Nice fellow that gnome. Decent people if their feet wouldn't be so large. So anyway, things heated up real bad between me and my pals back home, and I became pretty afraid of losing head... you know, like you did... heh. So I took my two legs and scrammed. You know life isn't easy going from an accountant to everyman. Its all about attitude if you ask me. If someone asks you to bring him a bouquet, you bring 'em one. Maybe its not perfect, but who cares? You might find a secret talent of picking flowers. Which reminds me..." The hin stopped by the path to pick up some flowers. "Its only two days late, love takes time, I'm sure he'll still pay two or three stags for this" The hin waved around the shabby bouquet of flowers before of the severed ogre head."Shh!" Zhvey hissed "Do you hear that? That's gnarling. And what gnarls like that can't be any other than gnolls..." The halfling rolled behind some nearby rocks, clutching his side "Think I might have a broken bone, thanks to you. Wouldn't be the first time I'm in these kinds of situations. Being an accountant like I was, you very often end up alone in the middle of enemies and can rely on nothing but your wits and whims. You do know accounting has lots of infiltration too?" Rolling the head next to the rocks, Zhvey stood up and pulled out his knives. "I'll be right back honey..."
Muddy and bloody the halfling emerged from the forest, dragging an ogre's head behind him. Steady chatter followed the pair until Zhvey dropped the battered head on the feet of the captain. "There, this is where I leave you. You take care now. So, where's my pay, it better be good. These kinds of jobs shouldn't be done by one hin alone, just so you know." Receiving his pay, the short man gave a lazy wave to the troops... and one head... and headed towards the closest tavern to spend his recent earnings.
It had taken some limping through the shadows, but the hin had left the cave without any more commotion. Lighting his pipe with an old gnomish mechanism, he turned back to the severed head "Oh this? I got it from a friend. Nice fellow that gnome. Decent people if their feet wouldn't be so large. So anyway, things heated up real bad between me and my pals back home, and I became pretty afraid of losing head... you know, like you did... heh. So I took my two legs and scrammed. You know life isn't easy going from an accountant to everyman. Its all about attitude if you ask me. If someone asks you to bring him a bouquet, you bring 'em one. Maybe its not perfect, but who cares? You might find a secret talent of picking flowers. Which reminds me..." The hin stopped by the path to pick up some flowers. "Its only two days late, love takes time, I'm sure he'll still pay two or three stags for this" The hin waved around the shabby bouquet of flowers before of the severed ogre head."Shh!" Zhvey hissed "Do you hear that? That's gnarling. And what gnarls like that can't be any other than gnolls..." The halfling rolled behind some nearby rocks, clutching his side "Think I might have a broken bone, thanks to you. Wouldn't be the first time I'm in these kinds of situations. Being an accountant like I was, you very often end up alone in the middle of enemies and can rely on nothing but your wits and whims. You do know accounting has lots of infiltration too?" Rolling the head next to the rocks, Zhvey stood up and pulled out his knives. "I'll be right back honey..."
Muddy and bloody the halfling emerged from the forest, dragging an ogre's head behind him. Steady chatter followed the pair until Zhvey dropped the battered head on the feet of the captain. "There, this is where I leave you. You take care now. So, where's my pay, it better be good. These kinds of jobs shouldn't be done by one hin alone, just so you know." Receiving his pay, the short man gave a lazy wave to the troops... and one head... and headed towards the closest tavern to spend his recent earnings.
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