The TRUTH of the COLIBRII!

[InflatableFriend]

The following posters are placed up in the City of Sundren and key locations in the valley during the course of several evenings. Although only a few are placed within Sestra (and only in out of the way places) the trees on the roads to Sestra are dotted with them.

The BESTIAL Truth of the Colibrii

Decent folk of the Sundered Valley,

Many of us have heard the stories of the dark creatures and monsters that roam our once fair lands.
Orcs, Goblins, Banites, Gnolls and most dread of all. The Vampires.

But there is a simple truth about these Vampires I must share with you all.

There is nothing to fear, only pity.

They are parasites, that is true. Ticks and fleas that must try and suck at healthy bodies in order to perpetuate their own broken ones. But they are much more (or less) than that.

They claim to be of pure blood, (The same “Pure Blood” that means they must suck down purer blood than theirs in order to survive), they claim to be noble (yet show no sign of it) and they claim that the good people of the valley are nothing but their cattle (That they seduce).

That’s right fair folk! They call us cattle, yet still attempt to seduce us!

There is no nobility in saying you fuck farmyard animals, yet this is precisely the claim that the Colibrii use!

Treat the vampires as you would any other person who claims to have sex with their food and livestock!

These parasites need to be powdered like the lice they are, and cast down like the self-aggrandising bestiality mongers that they are.

Respect them only as much as you would respect a man for attempting to seduce a pony.

Yours in faith,

Juan Freeman.

[Peridan]

Daniel passes the poster and reads it carefully, his eyes scanning the page. He turns to walk away, and bursts out laughing.

[Yevelian]

Landristin does not seem to have any humor about the out of the way parchment he sees in Sestra. He studies the name signed at the bottom an extra moment, and walks off, clearly deep in concentration.

[Saulus]

A pale stranger travelling along the road notices the posters. He is dressed in fine clothing, dark greens and browns cut into a fine coat and slacks... his boots-- black and covered in mud from the long road.

He reads the notice and quizzically leans in closer, taking a deep breath, then sniffing for a few moments.

"Stinks like fear. Shouldn't be difficult to find."

After silent contemplation the stranger walks down the road, observing the sights and sounds like a tourist without a care in the world.

[Lugwy]

As Julia reads the notice, her eyebrows arch up, and she lets out a whistle by the time she finishes reading.

"Not even hanging a brass set, there," she remarks. "More like bloody adamantine, to want to piss off the Bloods like that."

Shaking her head, she continues down the road.

[Vladadier]

Anosh reads the post in Sestra, making note of the name at the bottom.

"I suppose I will need to find out who this Juan Freeman is."

Nodding slowly as he walks away, mumbling

"Words before fang... Words before fist"

[Zantul]

*Aulenels eye's widen as he reads the notice.*

He whispers to himself. "Mormhaor"

[Sparkie]

Elmer reads one of the posters near the Legion Chapterhouse, and walks away howling with laughter.

Aramil takes note of one of the posters outside of the Sundren Library, pulling it down and adding it to his current book titled: Stupid Shit That People Do.

Allan- Er, Terry notices a poster, and can only whistle in reaction, muttering something about this Juan guy having his balls and his brain in the wrong areas.