Tro's Scratchings Part Two

[myrrmyrr]

*sitting in a pool of snot and tears*
"Noo budee wunt tu be Tro's boifrend!
Me tri tu du thu rite ting...."
+as she sits remembering how she ...
1) head butted two male half-orcs
2) grappled and got them in a head lock
3) flipped them and body-slammed them to the ground
4) waggled her mono brow suggestively to them, while drooling all over their faces
5) snuffled their arm-pits...
yet...both fled the scene, even after asking each of them if they wanted to have pups with her!!!+++
"Poo nut evun wunt pups wit Tro...
nowz...al bois runz frum Tro...."
"WUUUUAAAAAAA HAAAHAAAAA HAAAAAHAAAAA"
*with her her balled fists, she smashes the ground ,...which has turned to mud from the copious amounts of slime dripping off her face....brown goop goes flying everywhere...*

[Felnak]

I met Tro about 3 or 4 weeks ago. She is very nice but has a whole lot of trouble pronouncing certain names and words. Larani = LA RAH KNEE after about 5 or 6 tries... quite hysterical.

If you can imagine a boy crazy female half orc... multiply that by about a thousand and you get Tro. I saw that head butting, grappling, headlocking, body slamming, armpit snuffling, drooling, snot flying, spit swapping, no holds barred exchange that Tro had with a young male half orc. That is going to take one heck of a young man half orc to withstand her!

Best of luck finding a boyfriend!

Awesome!

Larani