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  • Flyers of a Murderer: For Hire

    Flyers are springing up around the City of Sundren.

    The Flyer reads:
    Can't quite get the job done yourself? Need the hand of a master swordsmen? Need a man who consorts with Aurilites and Prays to Auril? Need a Hired Murderer? Well all your problems are solved, for I Kyle Rendell shall kill anyone you need dead for a mere 1000 staggs. For further information please leave word at the Blackwood Company Headquarters in Aquor.

    Remember folks I am a Master Swordsmen.

    Kyle Rendell

    PS: Prices are negotiable
    "Service to a cause greater than yourself is the utmost honor you can achieve."

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    Dain, roaming the city of Sundren, spies one of the posters. At first his visage hardens, his eyes narrowing, until he reads the bit about Aurilites.

    "Well, this is clearly a work. I hope whoever did this prays to a merciful god."

    And back to roaming the streets he goes.
    Originally posted by Cornuto
    Glad everyone's being extra fucking ridiculous today.

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    • #3
      Tigen, roaming the city of Sundren, see's one of the posters. When he goes to inspect it, he simply shrugs.

      "Sounds like he's finally becoming more like Xaayne now. Why am I not surprised?"

      And back to roaming the streets he goes.
      Tigen Amastacia: Died in events so you didn't have to.

      Quintin Ulsteris: Nice-guy Legion engineer, deceased son of House Ulsteris.

      Clandriel Cain: AKA "Fire-eyes" AKA "Demon hunter" AKA "OH MY GOD, WHY IS HE STILL STABBING ME!!??"

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      • #4
        Fullgrin examines the poster closely trying to determine if yet another sheepa is taking his Lady's name in vain and therefore forfeiting his life
        The blast of ice leaving the stone the poster is tacked to cracked and frozen is open to interpretation.

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        • #5
          Gram'pus looks over the poster and jokes to a few market go-ers pointing at the poster

          "Ho HO, I met this man, quite the ridler. Quite a pedantic fellow too, it's unlike him to make gramatical errors. Kill someone to death - I was hoping he could kill someone to life for a change Ho HO. Such redundancy is not like him!"

          I suspect he would child me for wasting another few minute sof my life musing this poster, but alas, i think humour or entertainment is a good use of time. *wink*

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          • #6
            Rose looks at one of the flyers.

            "Oh dear! I thought murder was still illegal? Maybe its not anymore... Oh no! that means we can be murdered at any moment! Its lawless chaos around here! everyone for themselves!" she screams as she sprints for the safety of Sunny Spindles.
            Butch: "You know, when I was a kid, I always thought I was gonna grow up to be a hero."
            Sundance: "Well it's to late now."

            Toons:
            Mittens Whitepaw (Feral Druid),
            Rose Thimblefoot (Simple Seamstress),
            Melody Mourningsoul (Cursed Bard)
            Katalina Zephyr (Guardian of the Grave)
            Gabrielle Dumoine (the Duchess of Waterdeep... 'onestly...)

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