The Kidnapping of Private Porkers

[Kangleton]

From across the campfire, under the veil of invisibility, Pyras eyed the happy, fanciful pig as it pranced about the Second Wind Inn. Plagued with thoughts of a happier childhood with his own lovable pet pig, Pyras weeped longingly for that nostalgic feeling of holding and cuddling his old, cute, pig-like companion. Pyras couldn't help himself, and so he invisibly swept up the pig in his arms as it squealed furiously at the immensity of the Red Wizard's love, and Pyras whisked it away by use of teleportation. Over the next few days, Pyras would lovingly show the pig the time of it's life, experiencing the sweetest moments of his own childhood all over again...

[Kangleton]

First Pyras and Private Porkers drew pictures together in the laboratory classroom, sharing many a giggle together with child-like innocence.

[Kangleton]

Then Pyras showed Private Porkers how to leave to go to the bathroom.

[Kangleton]

Finally, before tucking Private Porkers into bed for the night, resting up for their big picnic in the forest the next day, Pyras introduced Private Porkers to his mother.

[Kaizen]

Somewhere deep in the Viridale Forest, Kaizen - chosen of the Grove, in tune with all things natural - feels the tiny spark of impossible elation and unending euphoria in Private Porker's being as only happens when one finds a soul mate.

He smiles, perhaps there is goodness in this world.