The military has always been a traditional family career, and when it became my turn, I didn't go against my heritage. At the age of eighteen, I was enlisted into Waterdeep's forces. My father had been leading a successful career and managed to climb up to the rank of Major during his life. Major Robert Kienan was my father's name. Shortly after I was recruited, and still green around the gills, an intelligence report suggested that a massive number of orcs were congregating inside Kryptgarden forest, just north of Waterdeep. That's where the company was deployed to. Four platoons, consisting of fifty men each. Given our relative proximity to the capitol, we brought along an array of siege equipment. The platoon I was assigned to marched towards the brim of the forest, we were due to meet up with the rest of the company for the assault on the orc stronghold. I didn't know it at the time, but this was the beginning of the end of my military career.
"We're losing day light," barked the Captain. "You girls better move your asses, less I regret outfitting you with overly-expensive heavy armor, and not aprons! Do you hear me!? MOVE!"
"Hooah!" shouted the column of soldiers. They were the bulk of the infantry, with the vanguard of cavalry leading the way, and the rear guard hauling along the remaining siege onagers and the star of the show, the battering ram.
Private Jack Kienan stumbled on a slippery rock and crashed into the soldier ahead of him. He was assembled within the core of the infantry, right behind Private Cabot. The two of the young, enlisted men were friends.
"If this is an attempt to fondle my ass, Kienan, then you need to try harder," muttered Cabot as he looked over his shoulder.
"Not really. I plan to leave your ass for the orcs, as it were," replied Jack.
The platoon continued into the forest to rendezvous with the rest of the company. Along the way, they began to see the first signs of the battlefield. The trees were clear-cut, and trebuchets set up and ready to hurl fiery death into the stronghold.
"Look alive, men! All eyes vigilant. We're almost there and we don't want any unexpected surprises from our relative-screwing mountain friends," shouted the Captain. He was a grizzled, cranky veteran. As if they came any other way.
"Look alive, for what?" muttered Cabot as they marched along. "Are we expecting the trees to uproot themselves and rebel for our trespassing?"
"I believe we were told to look out for unexpected surprises. A poor choice of words, actually, as I'm now expecting the entire infantry to watch you, Cabot."
"Meaning?" asked Cabot as he occasionally glanced into the distant perimeter of remaining trees in the area.
"I suppose you're right," said Jack as he watched his own two feet to avoid falling again. "You, are an expected relative-screwing mountain friend."
"Two hundred yards ahead! Upon arrival, dig in straight away," barked the Captain. The platoon was approaching the rest of the army, who were split between fortifying dugouts and supplying ammunitions to the siege equipment.
"Welcome to the war," called one soldier from a dugout. "Good thing you guys showed up after most of the fighting, ey?"
Some of the men from the incoming platoon grinned, and others called back, "Yeah, they called in the real soldiers to deal with this. What are you all doing, building forts over there?"
As the Captain went off into the command tent, no doubt where Jack's father was sitting comfortably along with the rest of the brass, Jack walked with Cabot to an empty dugout and climbed down. Despite their joking around, they exchanged brief looks of worry about what they had seen. Without a single word being uttered, a thousand things had been said between the two young men...
Beyond the company's outpost, and slowly winding up a long slope sat a fortress of palisade walls. The roughly cut trees that lined the stronghold stretched up and into the night sky like twisted claws. Within the massive garrison, the enemy prepared silently, and with ruthless efficiency.
"We're losing day light," barked the Captain. "You girls better move your asses, less I regret outfitting you with overly-expensive heavy armor, and not aprons! Do you hear me!? MOVE!"
"Hooah!" shouted the column of soldiers. They were the bulk of the infantry, with the vanguard of cavalry leading the way, and the rear guard hauling along the remaining siege onagers and the star of the show, the battering ram.
Private Jack Kienan stumbled on a slippery rock and crashed into the soldier ahead of him. He was assembled within the core of the infantry, right behind Private Cabot. The two of the young, enlisted men were friends.
"If this is an attempt to fondle my ass, Kienan, then you need to try harder," muttered Cabot as he looked over his shoulder.
"Not really. I plan to leave your ass for the orcs, as it were," replied Jack.
The platoon continued into the forest to rendezvous with the rest of the company. Along the way, they began to see the first signs of the battlefield. The trees were clear-cut, and trebuchets set up and ready to hurl fiery death into the stronghold.
"Look alive, men! All eyes vigilant. We're almost there and we don't want any unexpected surprises from our relative-screwing mountain friends," shouted the Captain. He was a grizzled, cranky veteran. As if they came any other way.
"Look alive, for what?" muttered Cabot as they marched along. "Are we expecting the trees to uproot themselves and rebel for our trespassing?"
"I believe we were told to look out for unexpected surprises. A poor choice of words, actually, as I'm now expecting the entire infantry to watch you, Cabot."
"Meaning?" asked Cabot as he occasionally glanced into the distant perimeter of remaining trees in the area.
"I suppose you're right," said Jack as he watched his own two feet to avoid falling again. "You, are an expected relative-screwing mountain friend."
"Two hundred yards ahead! Upon arrival, dig in straight away," barked the Captain. The platoon was approaching the rest of the army, who were split between fortifying dugouts and supplying ammunitions to the siege equipment.
"Welcome to the war," called one soldier from a dugout. "Good thing you guys showed up after most of the fighting, ey?"
Some of the men from the incoming platoon grinned, and others called back, "Yeah, they called in the real soldiers to deal with this. What are you all doing, building forts over there?"
As the Captain went off into the command tent, no doubt where Jack's father was sitting comfortably along with the rest of the brass, Jack walked with Cabot to an empty dugout and climbed down. Despite their joking around, they exchanged brief looks of worry about what they had seen. Without a single word being uttered, a thousand things had been said between the two young men...
Beyond the company's outpost, and slowly winding up a long slope sat a fortress of palisade walls. The roughly cut trees that lined the stronghold stretched up and into the night sky like twisted claws. Within the massive garrison, the enemy prepared silently, and with ruthless efficiency.
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