Heroes and Beggars pt. 3
There was a story of how Ahghairon and his knight Calinus Heavyhand defeated the troll clans. It fell into the typical rut of a heroic knight ordered by his king to defeat the troll king. Calinus would ride into battle with a flaming blade with a crossed tip, and slice through the troll's flesh with righteous wrath. It was a basic story, simple. Unremarkable, especially among the rest of the lore surrounding Waterdeep, and not remarked upon too often by the adult population.
But for the children on the streets, there was more to the story. It was the tale not of Calinus, but the Nameless Thief.
When Calinus reached the Troll King, he was battered. Bloody. His armor dented, and his face covered in the the grime of war. And he faced the Troll King, who was said to be a massive, hulking beast. Easily twice as tall as a regular troll, the Troll King 's maw was lined with jagged and putrid yellow teeth sharp as an adamantine blade. His hands could grasp a horse in their terrifying strength and crush it to death with a single crunch of bone and sinew. And its eyes were squinted, gleeful pools of red that brightened whenever the King had the pleasure of killing anything at all. And so would Calinus have died, except for the Nameless Thief.
Virtually ignored by reputable scholars, who had never heard of such a person, the legend of the Nameless Thief lived well on the streets of the city. Drawn to the conflict by the promise of loot, the thief had gotten too close to the fighting and was stuck as the trolls overcame his position. He, being the thief he was, knew how to stay hidden. He knew better than to get involved in a fight between trolls and knights. And yet as the fighting around him grew worse the Troll King himself reached his hiding place in the wreckage of a siege engine, parts of it caught in flames as it was.
Despite his best intentions, the thief witnessed the battle between Calinus Heavyhand and the Troll King, their blows resounding through the battleground with dull, thudding impacts. But as Calinus fought the Troll King, he was struck down by a blow from the troll, and lay on the ground with his body half shattered from the impact. And as the Troll King raised his mighty fist to finish the knight, the Nameless Thief picked up a bit of flaming debris, slicing the Troll King's tendon. Roaring in pain, the Troll King flung an arm out to crush the insect-like rogue, but found nothing but air as the thief rolled away, stabbing again.
As the troll's attention was diverted, Calinus drew upon his strength and his cross-shaped blade, and just as the thief was about to be crushed, struck the troll's head from his shoulders with the blazing blade. And so, did the Nameless Thief save the future of Waterdeep and King Ahghairon's crusade.
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During the winter months, times are worse for children who hadn't saved up bits of stale food and coin during the warmer parts of the year. Huddled around small grease fires, these packs of almost feral children gather around the warmth. Warily watching one another, these survivors of the harsh alleys of Waterdeep sought comfort of their fellows as much as they feared it: there was never a guarantee that another child wouldn't kill you the next minute if there was opportunity involved.
But when the tale of the Nameless Thief was mentioned, all grew still. The feuds paused, tempers calmed. As this tale was unraveled by the storytellers, it would bring a stab of something alien and unusual to the children.
It would bring hope.
Not hope that they could ever do something as heroic as slay a troll. Or even help slay a troll, given that. But that even they, scum of the street, could do something that rocked the foundations of Toril. That they could be remembered. A hope of a hope.
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Calinus, he stood up to this fearsome beast. He stood, like the boy stood now, facing a foe much more terrible than he was used to. Outclassed, disadvantaged. He'd likely be crushed, just like Calinus would have, except for the Nameless Thief.
Daniel shivered with fear. Not him. No way.
And yet, as the merchant's hand raised, Daniel remembered all the long nights, running from guilded thieves. From getting hit by merchants like this, feeling his malnourished bones creak under their heavy hands. The bruises that turned more colors than a devil-fucked rainbow. He remembered all of the pain, the fear, the despair just from living day to day. And how people like this merchant got to eat, every gods damned day, without worrying about getting stabbed. Or worse, getting broken.
Daniel felt the rage build, slowly. Seeping through his veins like a molten river of the seven hells. At the injustice of it. The sheer, Tyr-humping injustice of having a piece of filth like this placing a hand on anyone, much less one of the street's own. One of the Nameless Thief's progeny, spawned over hundreds of years and heir to the cobbles beneath his fat boots. Someone who doesn't understand the first thing about survival, who's been privileged his entire life. Who doesn't even appreciate it.
And these goat lovers get to hit us?
Oh, fuck that.
Before he knew what was happening, Daniel flew across the street, through the crowd with agility akin to the alley cats that prowled the rooftops. And with a sickening thud, he crashed into the merchant's large leg, throwing it out from under him right as his hand was coming down to hit the other boy and the blonde girl. The merchant's momentum, combined with Daniel's bull rush, flipped the merchant in the air so that he came down face first onto the street. The crowd gasped, and the merchant lay still with blood pooling around his likely broken nose.
Daniel's heart raced as he picked himself up, and adrenaline made his ears buzz with energy. He felt his hand being grabbed, and for a brief moment fear sang in his head that the merchant had gotten up already, and was going to make him wish he had just held fucking still.
Instead, he was met with the sight of the boy, his expression melted into a hard grin. The boy's leonine face was framed by a mane of dirty blonde hair, his skin a bronze that contrasted against his incredibly white teeth.
"You are one crazy bastard, you know that?" The boy said with a strained tone. Looked like even he had been doubting himself a little, back there. His own lips quirked and matched his, and they grasped hands. "Crazier than a drow in daylight, street rat." Daniel responded, a brief laugh escaping his lips.
"You imbeciles, I had him!" An exasperated voice said. The blonde girl had stood up, and held a wickedly sharp dagger in one hand placed on her hips. "By Waukeen's swinging tits, you two are the dumbest shits I've ever met. One little nick, and he'd be more worried about losing blood than chasing me." Her golden eyes held a visible annoyance with the two street kids.
The two of them looked at each other, then back at the wicked looking dagger. Then to her. Then back to the merchant. Daniel opened his mouth to give her a piece of his mind, what little was functioning. His head freakin' hurt from that slam, still.
And in the middle of it all, the sun darkened, and the shadow of an armored man fell over the three thieves.
"Oh, fuck me."
There was a story of how Ahghairon and his knight Calinus Heavyhand defeated the troll clans. It fell into the typical rut of a heroic knight ordered by his king to defeat the troll king. Calinus would ride into battle with a flaming blade with a crossed tip, and slice through the troll's flesh with righteous wrath. It was a basic story, simple. Unremarkable, especially among the rest of the lore surrounding Waterdeep, and not remarked upon too often by the adult population.
But for the children on the streets, there was more to the story. It was the tale not of Calinus, but the Nameless Thief.
When Calinus reached the Troll King, he was battered. Bloody. His armor dented, and his face covered in the the grime of war. And he faced the Troll King, who was said to be a massive, hulking beast. Easily twice as tall as a regular troll, the Troll King 's maw was lined with jagged and putrid yellow teeth sharp as an adamantine blade. His hands could grasp a horse in their terrifying strength and crush it to death with a single crunch of bone and sinew. And its eyes were squinted, gleeful pools of red that brightened whenever the King had the pleasure of killing anything at all. And so would Calinus have died, except for the Nameless Thief.
Virtually ignored by reputable scholars, who had never heard of such a person, the legend of the Nameless Thief lived well on the streets of the city. Drawn to the conflict by the promise of loot, the thief had gotten too close to the fighting and was stuck as the trolls overcame his position. He, being the thief he was, knew how to stay hidden. He knew better than to get involved in a fight between trolls and knights. And yet as the fighting around him grew worse the Troll King himself reached his hiding place in the wreckage of a siege engine, parts of it caught in flames as it was.
Despite his best intentions, the thief witnessed the battle between Calinus Heavyhand and the Troll King, their blows resounding through the battleground with dull, thudding impacts. But as Calinus fought the Troll King, he was struck down by a blow from the troll, and lay on the ground with his body half shattered from the impact. And as the Troll King raised his mighty fist to finish the knight, the Nameless Thief picked up a bit of flaming debris, slicing the Troll King's tendon. Roaring in pain, the Troll King flung an arm out to crush the insect-like rogue, but found nothing but air as the thief rolled away, stabbing again.
As the troll's attention was diverted, Calinus drew upon his strength and his cross-shaped blade, and just as the thief was about to be crushed, struck the troll's head from his shoulders with the blazing blade. And so, did the Nameless Thief save the future of Waterdeep and King Ahghairon's crusade.
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During the winter months, times are worse for children who hadn't saved up bits of stale food and coin during the warmer parts of the year. Huddled around small grease fires, these packs of almost feral children gather around the warmth. Warily watching one another, these survivors of the harsh alleys of Waterdeep sought comfort of their fellows as much as they feared it: there was never a guarantee that another child wouldn't kill you the next minute if there was opportunity involved.
But when the tale of the Nameless Thief was mentioned, all grew still. The feuds paused, tempers calmed. As this tale was unraveled by the storytellers, it would bring a stab of something alien and unusual to the children.
It would bring hope.
Not hope that they could ever do something as heroic as slay a troll. Or even help slay a troll, given that. But that even they, scum of the street, could do something that rocked the foundations of Toril. That they could be remembered. A hope of a hope.
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Calinus, he stood up to this fearsome beast. He stood, like the boy stood now, facing a foe much more terrible than he was used to. Outclassed, disadvantaged. He'd likely be crushed, just like Calinus would have, except for the Nameless Thief.
Daniel shivered with fear. Not him. No way.
And yet, as the merchant's hand raised, Daniel remembered all the long nights, running from guilded thieves. From getting hit by merchants like this, feeling his malnourished bones creak under their heavy hands. The bruises that turned more colors than a devil-fucked rainbow. He remembered all of the pain, the fear, the despair just from living day to day. And how people like this merchant got to eat, every gods damned day, without worrying about getting stabbed. Or worse, getting broken.
Daniel felt the rage build, slowly. Seeping through his veins like a molten river of the seven hells. At the injustice of it. The sheer, Tyr-humping injustice of having a piece of filth like this placing a hand on anyone, much less one of the street's own. One of the Nameless Thief's progeny, spawned over hundreds of years and heir to the cobbles beneath his fat boots. Someone who doesn't understand the first thing about survival, who's been privileged his entire life. Who doesn't even appreciate it.
And these goat lovers get to hit us?
Oh, fuck that.
Before he knew what was happening, Daniel flew across the street, through the crowd with agility akin to the alley cats that prowled the rooftops. And with a sickening thud, he crashed into the merchant's large leg, throwing it out from under him right as his hand was coming down to hit the other boy and the blonde girl. The merchant's momentum, combined with Daniel's bull rush, flipped the merchant in the air so that he came down face first onto the street. The crowd gasped, and the merchant lay still with blood pooling around his likely broken nose.
Daniel's heart raced as he picked himself up, and adrenaline made his ears buzz with energy. He felt his hand being grabbed, and for a brief moment fear sang in his head that the merchant had gotten up already, and was going to make him wish he had just held fucking still.
Instead, he was met with the sight of the boy, his expression melted into a hard grin. The boy's leonine face was framed by a mane of dirty blonde hair, his skin a bronze that contrasted against his incredibly white teeth.
"You are one crazy bastard, you know that?" The boy said with a strained tone. Looked like even he had been doubting himself a little, back there. His own lips quirked and matched his, and they grasped hands. "Crazier than a drow in daylight, street rat." Daniel responded, a brief laugh escaping his lips.
"You imbeciles, I had him!" An exasperated voice said. The blonde girl had stood up, and held a wickedly sharp dagger in one hand placed on her hips. "By Waukeen's swinging tits, you two are the dumbest shits I've ever met. One little nick, and he'd be more worried about losing blood than chasing me." Her golden eyes held a visible annoyance with the two street kids.
The two of them looked at each other, then back at the wicked looking dagger. Then to her. Then back to the merchant. Daniel opened his mouth to give her a piece of his mind, what little was functioning. His head freakin' hurt from that slam, still.
And in the middle of it all, the sun darkened, and the shadow of an armored man fell over the three thieves.
"Oh, fuck me."
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