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On the many practical applications of a large spoon:
I think I will start off with the most obvious application of a spoon, that being to eat soup with. Soup being a very large part of any self respecting higher intelligence's diet (more on that later). Another use for which a spoon is highly effective (as a certain cleric unfortunately learned) is for vampire staking. All you have to do is sharpen the handle to a point and vampires beware. Spoons can also be used as an item to focus your thoughts, I find flipping a spoon in the air helps me think, not true for everyone but I am sure it could help some. Oh yes, a spoon can also be used to club goblins and gnolls to death (best not to ask).
On the complete lack of flooding:
As many of you are aware, there is an extraordinary amount of rainfall in this valley. Surprisingly the creeks and rivers seem to take no effect from this. I can only assume some kind of dark force is at work.
On lighting followers of Auril on fire:
Just don't, its much safer.
On my witnessed fight between the vampire Clive and two Dwarves teamed with a Paladin:
A valiant effort by the Paladin with him being able to resist the aura of fear, that being said I could see almost nothing after he engaged Clive directly. The dwarves were rather nullified by the aura of fear surrounding either the vampire or his summoned undead. First time I've ever seen Dwarves completely nullified, scared the hells out of me, good thing the sun came up.
On soup:
Soup is quite possibly the greatest invention after the spoon. Your can be lacking in two different foodstuffs and just throw them in a pot of boiling water and have a meal.
On the color Ooze Green:
Dark green is a nice color, looks good on almost anyone, Ooze green however doesn’t even look good on green ooze. Although it is kind of fitting since trolls are also roughly that color... (no more on that)
An observation of loyalty:
I had the distinct pleasure of watching a shining example of loyalty and self sacrifice by an individual. He took it upon himself to distract someone he knows is a dangerous adversary so his friend could get away. Unfortunately his attempts to diffuse the situation were nullified by the driven nature of one of the stump guarding Paladins and three people got killed. This simply proves that paladins are just as dangerous to the existence of the world as the Black Hand or Clive is.
Why Robes and Dresses and big pointy hats will get you killed:
No-one likes to be set upon by the wrath of magic wielders that is why anything in a wizards dress is usually rushed or shot right off the bat. Even with the small tidbit of time being dressed like a respectable being gives you, you still might find a need to get some distance. A dress is not the best garment to be running in, you tend to trip on the hem.
Various other:
I saw a reduced Halfling riding off into the sunset on a rabbit, very funny.
Erishkigal can be very warped, using a vampire head as a puppet?
It is ironic isn’t it that it takes clerics half the night to prepare for a vampire encounter, by the time they are done the vampire has either walked off or its daylight. Yet trying to face a vampire without a cleric is a bit dangerous.
There is no good and evil, there is only what is wrong and what is right in your mind, for every opinion there is one to balance it out, for every hero there is a villain, for every bit of chaos there is order, without this there is nothing.
I think I will start off with the most obvious application of a spoon, that being to eat soup with. Soup being a very large part of any self respecting higher intelligence's diet (more on that later). Another use for which a spoon is highly effective (as a certain cleric unfortunately learned) is for vampire staking. All you have to do is sharpen the handle to a point and vampires beware. Spoons can also be used as an item to focus your thoughts, I find flipping a spoon in the air helps me think, not true for everyone but I am sure it could help some. Oh yes, a spoon can also be used to club goblins and gnolls to death (best not to ask).
On the complete lack of flooding:
As many of you are aware, there is an extraordinary amount of rainfall in this valley. Surprisingly the creeks and rivers seem to take no effect from this. I can only assume some kind of dark force is at work.
On lighting followers of Auril on fire:
Just don't, its much safer.
On my witnessed fight between the vampire Clive and two Dwarves teamed with a Paladin:
A valiant effort by the Paladin with him being able to resist the aura of fear, that being said I could see almost nothing after he engaged Clive directly. The dwarves were rather nullified by the aura of fear surrounding either the vampire or his summoned undead. First time I've ever seen Dwarves completely nullified, scared the hells out of me, good thing the sun came up.
On soup:
Soup is quite possibly the greatest invention after the spoon. Your can be lacking in two different foodstuffs and just throw them in a pot of boiling water and have a meal.
On the color Ooze Green:
Dark green is a nice color, looks good on almost anyone, Ooze green however doesn’t even look good on green ooze. Although it is kind of fitting since trolls are also roughly that color... (no more on that)
An observation of loyalty:
I had the distinct pleasure of watching a shining example of loyalty and self sacrifice by an individual. He took it upon himself to distract someone he knows is a dangerous adversary so his friend could get away. Unfortunately his attempts to diffuse the situation were nullified by the driven nature of one of the stump guarding Paladins and three people got killed. This simply proves that paladins are just as dangerous to the existence of the world as the Black Hand or Clive is.
Why Robes and Dresses and big pointy hats will get you killed:
No-one likes to be set upon by the wrath of magic wielders that is why anything in a wizards dress is usually rushed or shot right off the bat. Even with the small tidbit of time being dressed like a respectable being gives you, you still might find a need to get some distance. A dress is not the best garment to be running in, you tend to trip on the hem.
Various other:
I saw a reduced Halfling riding off into the sunset on a rabbit, very funny.
Erishkigal can be very warped, using a vampire head as a puppet?
It is ironic isn’t it that it takes clerics half the night to prepare for a vampire encounter, by the time they are done the vampire has either walked off or its daylight. Yet trying to face a vampire without a cleric is a bit dangerous.
There is no good and evil, there is only what is wrong and what is right in your mind, for every opinion there is one to balance it out, for every hero there is a villain, for every bit of chaos there is order, without this there is nothing.
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