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    While the humble apostrophe is not the least understood piece of punctuation in the English language, that honor rests with the semicolon, it is by far the most frequently misused. Despite this, the apostrophe is not evil, but simply misunderstood. If you care to understand its minor mysteries, here is a simple guide.

    The apostrophe performs two functions, which is very industrious of it, but can also be a source of confusion. It is used to denote possession (ownership), and contractions (the removal of letters).

    Possession

    In this case, simply place the apostrophe at the end of the name of whatever has possession of the object. The forms for singular and plural sometimes cause confusion here, but it's actually pretty simple.

    Singular: It was the Gnome's cow.

    In this case the cow belongs to one Gnome, so simply add an apostrophe and an s.

    Plural: It was the Gnomes' cow.

    In this case the cow belongs to multiple Gnomes, so the apostrophe goes after the 's' denoting a plural. This form denotes collective ownership, so is not present in American English (jk ).

    And that's all there is to it for possession.


    Contractions

    In this form of usage the apostrophe is placed wherever letters have been removed; this may be from a single word or a compound word. The rule here is that the apostrophe simply takes the place of the missing letter(s).

    Examples

    Has not: Hasn't
    Cannot: Can't
    It is: It's

    Replace letters with apostrophe... simple!


    Its/It's (a special case)

    It's is either 'it is' or 'it has'. Its always denotes possession, and never a plural (and no apostrophe is used).

    Examples

    Contraction: It is big: It's big

    Possession: The Pit Fiend was carrying its skateboard.


    Most common misuse

    The most common mistake is the use of the apostrophe where there is a plural, but no contraction or possession. People do this alllllll the time.

    Example

    The DM's are a bunch of grammar Nazis.

    In this case the DMs do not own anything else in the sentence, and there are no missing letters. No need for an apostrophe! The sentence should read as follows.

    The DMs are a bunch of grammar Nazis.

    Anyway, I'm not entirely sure why I'm writing this (probably not very helpful) guide, so I'm going to stop now!
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    • #3
      I try to work on my grammar. I get the it's/its crossed up at times. I do know the difference between Your and You're, as well as There/Their/ They're... but I sometimes get lazy.

      I do know this is something a lot of people pay attention to, so I am working on my basic english skills.
      Last edited by cmosier; 05-02-2009, 01:31 PM.
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      • #4
        ^grammar

        And I think this post was directed at ME!
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        • #5
          http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/4/27/

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          • #6
            Cheers, Mach! All my snobbish pet peeves rolled into one.

            (the more embarrassing that I caught myself doing the your/you're thing a few times... )

            *edit* Apostrophe... plural "Apostrophes", isn't it? *hides*
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            • #7
              Originally posted by DM_Equinox View Post
              *edit* Apostrophe... plural "Apostrophes", isn't it? *hides*
              [Edit by Machi] Actually, Equinox is correct =D. The title of this thread has been suitably updated! *Is a loser*

              The plural is 'Apostrophies'. Pah! <---This is wrong!
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              • #8
                Don't worry. We all run afoul of

                Muphry's Law (not to be confused with Murphy's Law)

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                • #9
                  A very useful post.

                  I know a guy who came out of school without his GCSE english and maths and stuff like this whilst playing NWN actually got him there with the english so that he could take it when he was in his 20's... ...20s? oh bugger!!!

                  Ha i got it!

                  Twenties!

                  no...
                  Twentys

                  ...

                  Twenty's?

                  sh*t >_<

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                  • #10
                    I speak bad english, and broken english. I might do the proper thing in writing but I prefer just to "Git r Done".

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DM_Equinox View Post
                        Don't worry. We all run afoul of

                        Muphry's Law (not to be confused with Murphy's Law)

                        Muphry's Law is awesome! I honestly never heard of it before, but I now acknowledge it as a thing of epic truthiness.
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                        • #13
                          Brain... Hurts... Curse...Machiavelli... Ugh

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                          • #14
                            Damn! I think I will stick with the english that I know just by heart, cuz if I try to study and understand that with the rules and all stuff like this I am just going to get crazy and learn nothing.

                            ... argh, I wanna be sedated...
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                            • #15
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMD7Ezp3gWc
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                              Being insane in a sane world is alot more fun then being a sane man in an insane world. -Me
                              I am only what you percieve, and even that is an illusion. -Me.

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