Favorite Movie quotes.

[Firechicken]

Mine would have to be from "The Godfather" when he says "leave the gun take the cannoli" I love that part.

[Product of Void]

"Time not important only life important" -fifth element.

"You got knocked the F#$# out" -Friday

"Give me some sugar baby" -Army of darkness

"who wants a little?..huh?...you want a little? do ya? Now listen up you primates THIS is my BOOM STICK" -army of darkness.

"how do you write woman so well?"
"I take a man and remove all ration and accountabilty"
-As good as it gets.

all of these are off my head so some will be slightly wrong.

[Machiavelli]

"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Peridan]

"Make like a tree, and get the f*ck out!"

-Boondock Saints

[KingLeper]

In response to Product of Void, everything Bruce Campbell says in Army of Darkness is pure genius. Aside from that here are a few that I thought were funny.

"Yeah, there were horses, a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
-Anchorman

"Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
-Anchorman

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the back? You're the mother****er should be on brain detail. We're ****in' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull."
-Pulp Fiction

[Verrath]

'PC LOAD LETTER'? What the f*ck does that mean?

If you don't get that one, you aren't a true geek

[Doubtful]

Monsters John, Monsters from the id.

*geeks out 50's style*

[KingLeper]

Lol Verrath. Great movie. From the same:

"I'm thinking about taking Sarah from logistics. If things go well, I'll be showing her my Oh face. Oh Oh, you know what I'm talking about. Oh."


I may have the name wrong. Seems like it was Sarah. Maybe not. I'm at work so I can't check.

[mojom]

In the realm of comedy there are two classics one should never forget. These movies bare following quotes...

movie1:

"Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora."

"Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... "

movie2:

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers !!"

"Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOSE!!!!!!"




Just my two cents

[Doubtful]

"Fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here. Ready! Fresh as harvest day!"

Silly Box, Peoples is not sea greens..

*updates geekdom by two decades*

[CorneliusVonRichten]

---Serenity---
Hobs: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Hobs: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
---
The Operative: I'm sorry. If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to. You should have taken my offer. Or did you think none of this was your fault?
Mal: I don't murder children.
The Operative: I do. If I have to.
Mal: Why? Do you even know why they sent you?
The Operative: It's not my place to ask. I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin.
Mal: So me and mine gotta lay down and die... so you can live in your better world?
The Operative: I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. Malcolm... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.

[Lanemeyer]

"Fuck you" - many movies have this one =]

[Thief Of Navarre]

"STOP WHINING" ~ Arnie, Kindergarten Cop

"They drew first blood" ~ Stallone, First blood

"madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" ~ Gerard Butler, 300

"Killed two.." After Kzuyo comes back from a skirmish against gun weilding bandits, Seiji Miyuguchi, The seven Samurai

Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.
Chlo: He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.
Ray: This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off. ~ Colin Farrel & Clemence Poesy, In bruges

[cmosier]

"He said the sheriff is near." - Blazing Saddles

"Ohh. Great Warrior. Wars not make one great." - The Empire Strikes Back

"Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things Downtown." -Ghostbusters

"Your rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body." - Caddyshack

[Belwas]

Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

and

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."