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  • Champagne on me!

    I got BOTH these e-mails the other day. Those are some amazing odds.

    THE CHEVRON/TEXACO OIL COMPANY
    1092 CHEVRON LAYOUT, WUSE ZONE 2,
    WUSE, ABUJA. NIGERIA.

    Congratulation You Have Been Selected in the on-going chevron texaco award
    held recently and you have been awarded $2,000,000.00 USD. (Two Million United States
    Dollars).Note that this promotion is mainly aimed at
    alleviating poverty, it is also aimed at encouraging internet Users
    worldwide. This email is randomly sent to five people worldwide. If you
    did receive this email, it means you are one of the five(5) lucky winners.
    Your verification number is: (CT-222-6747,FGN/P-900-56).

    Good day,
    I am Ma Delun,a staff of Private Banking Services at the Bank of China (BOC) United Kingdom. I am contacting you concerning our customer and, an investment placed under our banks management 5 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In 2003, the subject matter; ref: bb/boc/bank/0012 came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our Private Banking Services Department. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.35 million United States Dollars, which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf.

    Talk about alleviating poverty. I'm outta this dump; so long, suckers!
    "If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle." -- Frederick Douglass

    myspace.com/ghost5956

  • #2
    Share the love. I'm going to Bolivia to build a school -- gimme $3000 for airfare and supplies. kthx.
    Pyras: Red Wizard of Thay, High Arcanist of Illusion, Master of the Enclave's Knight Commander.

    Currently taking apprentices, and conducting research.

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    • #3
      Alright, alright...as soon as I get to the UK and find this Ma Delun dude I'll hook you up. ... Incidentally, I'm going to need a posse and someone to follow me around with a boom box the size of a St. Bernard. Now taking applications.
      "If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle." -- Frederick Douglass

      myspace.com/ghost5956

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      • #4
        I have a $10,000 debt that I will never pay off. (Its alot for me.) I'm working a dead-end job, and with all the bills, I can barely make it. Life is depressing. Thankfully I got NWN2 in time, the depression has been lifted.

        Hook me up! lol

        That is crazy though. Is it a scam, or are you totally serious? I would start something up. Heck, it would even be nice to go to bolivia and help with that school. I'd want to go to africa, and help them with food/water, and housing/schools. I could get a whole construction crew going out there.

        Or build some doomsday vaults... lol. Things are gonna get hairy soon. All the volcanos are becoming violent now. Could the whole "Nibiru/Nemesis approaching our Solar System" theory be true?

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        • #5
          Sweet Ghostman,

          I just recently inherited millions of dollars from the Prince of Nigeria. So I know how it feel. Bad economy my ass, I just won the "inherits a foriegn princes fortune lottery," lol.
          _____________________________________________
          Pebble Axewhistle-More cow bell

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          • #6
            Prince of Nigeria, hey! I'm partying with that dude next week. He's going to hook me up with some sweet solid gold rims for the Escalade I'm going to buy. I'm trying to get him onto Johnny Cash, it ain't been easy.
            "If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle." -- Frederick Douglass

            myspace.com/ghost5956

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            • #7
              uuuh huh 2million for folks to buy cars?

              *scratchs head* isn't a new car 10-30k? WTF?

              that scam reminds me of the 3-six phone calls a day at work. some automated piece of dirt. My view is simple "If you can not call me in person I don't have time to talk to you either". Man I wish I knew were they were so I could show them how a phone works then take the call out machine and insert it were the sun does not shine.
              blame everything right in my life on god -Me.
              Being insane in a sane world is alot more fun then being a sane man in an insane world. -Me
              I am only what you percieve, and even that is an illusion. -Me.

              Ashinet Clavin Shiv Shadowsong

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              • #8
                Hey I just inherited millions of dollars from the Prince of Nigeria as well! How quick do these guys die?

                I know its pretty barren & dry over there but a prince a week is pretty extreme. We should all lend some of our millions to nigeria just to say thanks you know?!
                Originally posted by roguethree
                If I had my way, clerics would have spell failure and a d6 hit die. And Favored Souls wouldn't exist.

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