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    What is it with all the chars that Sain either looked up to or adventured with getting hitched? I'm just saying guys...he was a shy lonely guy already ..you're killing him.
    Sain- Immunes Legionaire and Ex-Adept of the now decimated Red Blades
    Dane Kensbane- Farmboy struggling to adjust to his new life as a favored of Illmater
    Peeli Pebblepounder- Beardless dwarven scout and woodsman
    Alexi Starsunder- Extremely young and headstrong elven rogue searching for his adopted dwarven uncle.
    Siriandel Starsunder- Grizzled Elven ranger, and estranged uncle of Alexi

  • #2
    Awww...
    Annaleen Wiltenholm-There's always something to smile about.
    Chani Kalera- Intimidation is the new diplomacy. *looms*
    Eleanor "Bloody Elle" Lark - Why is the rum always gone?
    Yolanda Brown - If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
    Astrid Hammerhand - Och!

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    • #3
      Sounds like you need to join the Lonely Man of the Woods club, benefits include:

      • Living a solitary lifestyle.
      • Being able to dual wield or become skilled with a bow!
      • You get a woodland creature on your side!
      • You could track damned near anything under the sun!
      • Did I mention that you get to live a solitary lifestyle?

      Not everyone can be a Lonely Man of the Woods however. There are certain prerequisites before you can join our club. You need to be:

      1. Lonely.
      2. A man.
      3. And last but not least, you must enjoy spending large amounts of time in the woods.

      Send applications to join the Lonely Man of the Woods club to:

      "Bullseye" Hellerman
      1 Ranger Outpost Way
      Viridale, Sundren 01337

      Women need not apply.
      Daelus Bloodmoon (a.k.a. "Thistlegrasper") - Ranger, untrusting and sarcastic ne'er-do-well, and overall jerk.

      Dae's theme (For now at least): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNh9f2Wwm0

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      • #4
        LMAO i might have to roll a ranger just for that post. XP
        Sain- Immunes Legionaire and Ex-Adept of the now decimated Red Blades
        Dane Kensbane- Farmboy struggling to adjust to his new life as a favored of Illmater
        Peeli Pebblepounder- Beardless dwarven scout and woodsman
        Alexi Starsunder- Extremely young and headstrong elven rogue searching for his adopted dwarven uncle.
        Siriandel Starsunder- Grizzled Elven ranger, and estranged uncle of Alexi

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        • #5
          Awesome post I got a good laugh.
          Lasala'ariira-A Woman Scorned.
          Chara Smith-Bio Here

          Meram- Yes she's a shifty Hin, but she's still not going to pickpocket, daylight robbery is much more profitable.
          "The object of war is not to die for your country. It's to make the other poor dumb bastard die for his."
          -General George S. Patton

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ceyrus Hawke View Post
            Sounds like you need to join the Lonely Man of the Woods club, benefits include:

            • Living a solitary lifestyle.
            • Being able to dual wield or become skilled with a bow!
            • You get a woodland creature on your side!
            • You could track damned near anything under the sun!
            • Did I mention that you get to live a solitary lifestyle?

            Not everyone can be a Lonely Man of the Woods however. There are certain prerequisites before you can join our club. You need to be:

            1. Lonely.
            2. A man.
            3. And last but not least, you must enjoy spending large amounts of time in the woods.

            Send applications to join the Lonely Man of the Woods club to:

            "Bullseye" Hellerman
            1 Ranger Outpost Way
            Viridale, Sundren 01337

            Women need not apply.
            A bunch of lonely men...
            Don't forget to mention the year's supply of hand cream...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cirion View Post
              A bunch of lonely men...
              Don't forget to mention the year's supply of hand cream...

              Okay, lets face it. We knew SOMEONE was going to say it.
              sigpic
              Osclow Wiltenholm- "I have seen behind the mask and almost miss the bliss of ignorance."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Silas North View Post
                Okay, lets face it. We knew SOMEONE was going to say it.
                They did set themselves up for it...

                But I guess I should have just countered the the Lonely Men of the Woods club with the MisUnderstood Man-Whore Union.

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                • #9
                  Miss-Understood?
                  Annaleen Wiltenholm-There's always something to smile about.
                  Chani Kalera- Intimidation is the new diplomacy. *looms*
                  Eleanor "Bloody Elle" Lark - Why is the rum always gone?
                  Yolanda Brown - If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
                  Astrid Hammerhand - Och!

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                  • #10
                    To counter Ceyrus Hawke's Lonely Man of the Woods club, I've already publically announce the... *dramatic pause*
                    Mis-Understood Man-Whore Union

                    We're a small Union that had only just began a few weeks ago but we already have a several benefits:
                    • You'll never feel lonely.
                    • Able to have woman fight your fights for you.
                    • Almost constantly have a woman at your side.
                    • You'll be taught ways to be pleasant and irresistible to women
                    • And a Life-time supply of Bear's Endurance and Remove Disease potions!


                    While we men of the Mis-Understood Man-Whore Union are looked down upon, even we have certain requirements too:
                    1. Obviously must be a man.
                    2. Must actually love and care for the women, can't be doing this only for your own pleasure.
                    3. Must be romantically involved with two women during application.

                    More details will be given when you send your applications to:

                    Cirion Reliun "Love Knight"
                    Sundren Comfort Inn, Sundren City.

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                    • #11
                      Apply for misguided, ill-informed, somewhat self-serving matchmaking services:

                      Juney Hartbrake
                      1 Lovelost Lane
                      etc etc
                      Juniper Thimbles, aka Juney, Blueberry, Maggie, Magpie or Queenie, depending who you ask:
                      Ex-Seamstress, Wannabe Collector, and Machiavellian Maker of Mischief.
                      'Cherries or Strawberries? Rain or Shine? Cats or Dogs? Cake or Pie?'

                      Juney's Super-Sparkly Triple-New theme tune:
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC9Kc-p2xxw#t=0m22s

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                      • #12
                        wow ...this has gotten more entertaining responses than i expected. lol
                        Sain- Immunes Legionaire and Ex-Adept of the now decimated Red Blades
                        Dane Kensbane- Farmboy struggling to adjust to his new life as a favored of Illmater
                        Peeli Pebblepounder- Beardless dwarven scout and woodsman
                        Alexi Starsunder- Extremely young and headstrong elven rogue searching for his adopted dwarven uncle.
                        Siriandel Starsunder- Grizzled Elven ranger, and estranged uncle of Alexi

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                        • #13
                          I was serious!

                          On a side note, the targetted ads are trying to sell me Thimbles. Aww.
                          Juniper Thimbles, aka Juney, Blueberry, Maggie, Magpie or Queenie, depending who you ask:
                          Ex-Seamstress, Wannabe Collector, and Machiavellian Maker of Mischief.
                          'Cherries or Strawberries? Rain or Shine? Cats or Dogs? Cake or Pie?'

                          Juney's Super-Sparkly Triple-New theme tune:
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC9Kc-p2xxw#t=0m22s

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                          • #14
                            Ok, since Calandra might feel out now with all these male only clubs for PCs...

                            How about a - Lonely Woman of the Sword club?
                            Calandra Gleamblade

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                            • #15
                              More importantly.. who got married anyhow?
                              Juniper Thimbles, aka Juney, Blueberry, Maggie, Magpie or Queenie, depending who you ask:
                              Ex-Seamstress, Wannabe Collector, and Machiavellian Maker of Mischief.
                              'Cherries or Strawberries? Rain or Shine? Cats or Dogs? Cake or Pie?'

                              Juney's Super-Sparkly Triple-New theme tune:
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC9Kc-p2xxw#t=0m22s

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