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  • The Devil's Tool

    Sorry Bill, I had to post this. It's too funny!

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
    "Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
    -Bill Maher

  • #2
    That's ridiculous.

    ...You can't blind a monster with a light spell.
    ---

    To Mold a Mind:

    "Her body will be fortified, her mind will be taken and reforged, and her heart shall be sworn only to uphold that which I demand. And as for her soul, well - she can have that back when she's dead."

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    • #3
      Some monsters like Orcs are blinded by bright light.

      Everything in that comic is totally accurate and true, so don't go trying to discredit it unless you work for SATAN!
      Dahdmib Al Faruk: Whirling Ranger
      Dordleton Grumplestout: Spelunker Gadgeteer
      Shalika Ike: A Dark Woman with a Dark Past

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      • #4
        Yeah, I'm a devout Christian. A preacher at that, and the Chick stuff scares me. Most of their stuff is absolutely ridiculous. It's people like that who drive a wedge between us and everyone else

        It's laughable to most, but please don't let the extremist shine a negative light on the rest of us. These guys really only represent a small percentage of us..well, a small percentage of younger Christians, anyway ;P

        On a lighter side note, it is funny that I've been around people who swear by these tracs. That one isn't the only one. There are some pretty crazy topics in general with these guys. But, then, the same people may well have burnt me at the stake for playing the PnP...and heaven forbid they catch me listening to my blues or my rock and roll music! They really do believe that these things possess people.
        Larando de'Kaun: Larando's history.
        Originally posted by Gabryal
        is it just me or is Larando kind of the Monty Python of villains? It seems that everything he tries doesn't just go wrong, but horribly so
        Cazador: The marauding beast's heart.
        "The Hunt must be clean. If disease or affliction is visited on hunters by a beast, clergy of Malar must do all they can to root out and exterminate the taint, that bloodlines and beasts in the wild remain always strong." -The gospel of Saernclaws

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        • #5
          Don't worry, I in no way meant that to attack your religion. Nutballs are everywhere, even in the Triumvirate.
          "Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
          -Bill Maher

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          • #6
            First thought it was a joke wich pun I didn't understand that well ( it was pretty funny till halfway the comic)
            Current characters:

            Stark Goodwill:
            Entrepeneur and co-founder of "Stark Enterprises"

            Rogno Redapple:
            A hunter who's lost his cause

            RIP - Eve Hollows : Death became her

            Sundren comics:

            Ears
            Poor Jack ...
            Align this ...!

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            • #7
              Congratulations on discovering Jack Chick, the single biggest idiot to ever be associated with Dungeons and Dragons. Here's your cookie.



              Oh, wait, sorry.

              [EDIT]: Not trying to be a jerk; I've just seen this guy's work too many times for it to be "funny" anymore.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Phantom Lamb View Post
                Nutballs are everywhere, even in the Triumvirate.
                I was gonna ask if I could quote you on that, but I just did

                Nah, I'm not real sensative to that stuff. Those people are complete morons. They're easy to make fun of.
                Larando de'Kaun: Larando's history.
                Originally posted by Gabryal
                is it just me or is Larando kind of the Monty Python of villains? It seems that everything he tries doesn't just go wrong, but horribly so
                Cazador: The marauding beast's heart.
                "The Hunt must be clean. If disease or affliction is visited on hunters by a beast, clergy of Malar must do all they can to root out and exterminate the taint, that bloodlines and beasts in the wild remain always strong." -The gospel of Saernclaws

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                • #9
                  Thank god I'm an atheist... *Ducks*
                  Daelus Bloodmoon (a.k.a. "Thistlegrasper") - Ranger, untrusting and sarcastic ne'er-do-well, and overall jerk.

                  Dae's theme (For now at least): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNh9f2Wwm0

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                  • #10
                    Religion talks often = bad ;o

                    Though, the comic is too large to look at for me, hehe! I did go to this 'mini study' on modern witches, if you can even generalize it like that.
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