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  • #1

    Don't you just get... So tired?

    So tired of being weak? Pathetic? Of being a worthless piece of ****? Your mother never loved you, and your father is too busy drinking away the misery of having such a miserable child. Yeah, you. I'm talking to you.



    NOT ANYMORE! STOP BEING A PANSY AND BECOME A MAN BY JOINING THE TRIUMVIRATE!



    That's right! You too can be like this man! Glowing swords, muscles, and the ability to disintegrate panties with your manliness from miles away! Speak with your local Paladin on how to enlist! For God and Country!

    (( Yes, I'm very very bored. This isn't RP in any form or fashion... Just a little fun. ))
    "Kaeldorn hates players." -Albert Einstein


    Originally posted by DM Cornuto
    Lollercide coming back to the server, that dude's the Kobe Bryant of meta-gaming.
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  • #2
    ...

    You scare me.

    *goes in a corner to sob quietly*
    Annaleen Wiltenholm-There's always something to smile about.
    Chani Kalera- Intimidation is the new diplomacy. *looms*
    Eleanor "Bloody Elle" Lark - Why is the rum always gone?
    Yolanda Brown - If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
    Astrid Hammerhand - Och!

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    • #3
      ... I thought you were absolutely brilliant in your genius.. now I wonder if I should call the police...
      Lately the only thing that keeps me from wishing for a worldwide disaster... is that it would probably interrupt my network connection

      Kathryn Blake - In the time between times anything is possible. Kathryn's Theme Song       (S)
      Sasha Mursadus - Does that hurt? No?... let me try a little harder then... Sasha's Theme Song

      Who is the person who will defend the defenseless?

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      • #4
        Even Paladins need to get a little crazy sometimes!

        Wait, why are you all running away? Noo!
        "Kaeldorn hates players." -Albert Einstein


        Originally posted by DM Cornuto
        Lollercide coming back to the server, that dude's the Kobe Bryant of meta-gaming.

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        • #5
          I take it the first picture is Hano, right... right?!
          Originally posted by Lollercide
          Not even Ilmater would suffer Dune and Mach's wrath for us.

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          • #6
            Give this man a rubber-tortilla.....
            I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoiy evry minute of it

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dune View Post
              I take it the first picture is Hano, right... right?!
              Actually, the two images were supposed to be a before and after type deal. Granted I did a poor job of noting that!
              "Kaeldorn hates players." -Albert Einstein


              Originally posted by DM Cornuto
              Lollercide coming back to the server, that dude's the Kobe Bryant of meta-gaming.

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              • #8
                hrm...sign me up twice, then
                Larando de'Kaun: Larando's history.
                Originally posted by Gabryal
                is it just me or is Larando kind of the Monty Python of villains? It seems that everything he tries doesn't just go wrong, but horribly so
                Cazador: The marauding beast's heart.
                "The Hunt must be clean. If disease or affliction is visited on hunters by a beast, clergy of Malar must do all they can to root out and exterminate the taint, that bloodlines and beasts in the wild remain always strong." -The gospel of Saernclaws

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                • #9
                  At this point I'd like to point out its physically impossible for a human to draw a 5 foot piece of steel out of a sheathe on the back in a single motion.




                  Oh and...

                  Tired of false advertising? Tired of your expectations constantly having to be lowered to be realistic? Do you want to get back at all the people who treat you like dirt, who watch as turd monsters eat you alive?

                  Theres a deity who understands! Join the church of Shar tonight!



                  Whineygothswillbesacrificedimmediately.



                  I drew a picture, but its secret so if I posted it I'd have to kill you. *Giggles*

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                  • #10
                    "Kaeldorn hates players." -Albert Einstein


                    Originally posted by DM Cornuto
                    Lollercide coming back to the server, that dude's the Kobe Bryant of meta-gaming.

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                    • #11
                      Wow... And he's quick on the draw too.

                      *Crickets chirping*

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Llew Hy View Post
                        Wow... And he's quick on the draw too.

                        *Crickets chirping*
                        I see what you did there. Very clever!
                        "Kaeldorn hates players." -Albert Einstein


                        Originally posted by DM Cornuto
                        Lollercide coming back to the server, that dude's the Kobe Bryant of meta-gaming.

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                        • #13
                          If you can give me nipples like that, I'm totaly in.
                          Lauan - knight of Thay " I have no fear, and death is merely an inconvenience to me. I do not die until ordered to do so, I do not fall until every last bit of life has left me. I stand tall, proud, a Thayan knight."

                          Adeodatus Exitium -                           "Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart, for his purity, by definition, is unassailable." — James Baldwin

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                          • #14
                            Can we make requests? I wanna see you draw Karthus and Tamryn get discovered in bed while Hano opens the door. Throw in some poo constructs and whacky 70's fashion, and don't short me on the deli meats.

                            Yeah... I wanna see that.
                            Pyras: Red Wizard of Thay, High Arcanist of Illusion, Master of the Enclave's Knight Commander.

                            Currently taking apprentices, and conducting research.

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                            • #15
                              Tired of all this needless bickering? Head on over to your race's local creation deity where no one can fault you for showing your due respects.

                              On that note, which god actually created the humans?
                              I ♣ baby seals.

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