Becasue - "Favorite" typoes

[rustediron]

<3 Mach. Or would, if he wasn't an AUSSIE! :P

Also, I really have no idea why this bugs me, but extended use of ellipses incorrectly. 3 dots, damn it, 3 dots!

[Lothoir]

...
also, English sucks as a language. It beats up other languages for vocabulary. It sets rules, then breaks them. I'd guess 1/4 to 1/2 of all English words are non-phonetic...

I blame the French for that, if they just would have left well enough alone we would all still be speaking German.

But on topic, my favorite typos are those that come from people that type properly all the time and completely alter the meaning of the sentence, such as the aforementioned 'shits into a wolf'.

[Verrath]

Americanised spelling.

*Braces himself to be mercilessly flamed*

I can sympathize with that, Macho-Man

[Vavutsikarios]

I sometimes type "hhe" instead of "heh"

[Kangleton]

Sometimes, I make up words.