Your characters sound set

[Silas North]

In a previous post I asked who would do your character's voice. And I got some pretty interesting answers (James Arnold Taylor for Osclow by the way). Now, I am curious what exactly your characters would say if placed into a game environment. Say you could make your own personal sound set for your characters, utilizing the voice you chose for them.

What would they say if:

A. They were attacking someone
B. They scored a critical hit on their target
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target
D. Their spell was disrupted
E. They were using "taunt" on their target
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health)
G. They were poisoned
H. (any other ideas)


Obviously not all of these apply to every character. Some do not use spells or taunts. Note that not every line needs to be comedy gold, or even that cleaver. However, to keep this thread interesting and help poor Silas keep the DM's and Sundevs convinced that he is not just taking up forum space, remind the viewers who would do your characters voice if you post on here.

Is this post kind of nerdy? Yes.
Is it something you have thought about yourself at least once in the past? Yes, admit it!

[Gamling]

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[Deathmage]

Played BG2? Rescued Mazzy? That'd be Pericles' soundset, right there.
"Arvoreen, guide my blade!"

No idea about Wings. She's never actually attacked anything in the game yet...

[TheGreatKenji]

I think for venomsplinter it would be along the lines of anthony hopkins

1) your death will neither be quick nor painless
2) Your blood will soak the ground!
3) Blast this feeble blade
4) How Dare you interrupt me
5) Your _____ ( person of importance to tauntee) BEGGED FOR THEIR LIFE!!
6) Well played, but my blade will still find its way to your heart
7) A foulness courses threw these veins


Those go in the order of your (silas') post i cantthink of anything else at the moment for its about time to clock out

[The Ice Hag]

1.) Meka leka hi meka hiney ho.
2.) DYNOMITE (The J.J. Walker experience.)
3.) I've given her all I've got Captain. (rockin' Scottish accent)
4.) "The number you have reached has been temporarily disconnected."
5.) Can you hear me now?
6.) The Pac-Man death midi.
7.) Alice Cooper's "Poison"

[wangxiuming]

Fun thread!

Phaedriel

What would they say if:

A. They were attacking someone - "Shall we ... play?"
B. They scored a critical hit on their target - "Hahaha HAHAHAHA!!"
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target - "Annoying."
D. Their spell was disrupted - "Don't worry ... I draw from power infinite!"
E. They were using "taunt" on their target - "Come! Show me your feeble attempts to match my power!"
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health) - "This ... this is ... impossible!!"

Alyrian


A. They were attacking someone - "My blood fuels my magic."
B. They scored a critical hit on their target - "You've underestimated me!"
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target - "My blade is insufficient."
D. Their spell was disrupted - "Tch!"
E. They were using "taunt" on their target - "You think you're a match for me?!"
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health) - " ... wait ... for me ..."

[Saulus]

Ah yes... my personal Red Wizard's voice set. Some of these sayings I borrowed from a favourite villain of mine (you might know him).

A. They were attacking someone - "Let us see how long you shall last."
B. They scored a critical hit on their target - "Pathetic."
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target - "I will adjust my tactics accordingly."
D. Their spell was disrupted - "You surprise me... a shame it won't last long."
E. They were using "taunt" on their target - "Silence, dog. Your only purpose is to die by my hand."
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health) - "A temporary setback."

[Verrath]

Well... Annie was inspired by an NWN Soundset, really. I really loved the NWN Female Rogue Soundset and I wanted a character who fit it - so that's ~exactly~ what she speaks like

Mirko the Eloquent would probably be something like this (the sound of the NWN Large Rowdy's voice is actually fairly close):


A. They were attacking someone - "RAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH"
B. They scored a critical hit on their target - "RAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH! HAHAHAHAHA"
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target - *eyes weapon, scratching head* "Huh."
E. They were using "taunt" on their target - "Come oooon, dat all you got??"
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health) - "Huh."
G. They were poisoned - *eyes trembling hands* "Huh."
H. Found something - "Huh."

.... you get the idea

[Skro]

Kithaira Mad'Lesh (Wild Elf Fighter):

- They were attacking someone: "Swing and... Slash!"
- They scored a critical hit on their target: "Blood it's coming out!"
- Their weapon had no effect on their target: "Come on! It's not a paper made weapon!"
- Their spell was disrupted: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
- They were using "taunt" on their target: "Don't hit yourself, don't hit yourself *pokes him/her with her weapon*
- They were defeated (brought to 0 health): "Im getting colder and ugly"
- They were poisoned: "Feels like getting drunk"
- Bad Idea: "It's acting like a jerk! WHY HE IS ACTING LIKE A JERK? STOP ACTING LIKE A JERK!!"
- Retreat: "Faaaaaaaaall Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"


Naoema the Dream Lady (Sun Elf Wizard)

- They were attacking someone: "*yawns* Stay quiet..."
- They scored a critical hit on their target: "*yawns* Gross..."
- Their weapon had no effect on their target: "*yawns* ..."
- Their spell was disrupted: "*yawns* Again?"
- They were using "taunt" on their target: "*yawns* Stupid!"
- They were defeated (brought to 0 health): "*yawns* Ouch..."
- They were poisoned: "*yawns* Dizzy"
- Bad Idea: "*yawns* ...no..."
- Retreat: "*yawns* Back"

[Lanemeyer]

Once Lane (fighter) is based on me in RL he would have my own voice :P

- They were attacking someone: "Let's go boys! You know what to do!"
- They scored a critical hit on their target: "Well done soldier! Keep the line!"
- Their weapon had no effect on their target: "Shit! What the..."
- Their spell was disrupted: ""
- They were using "taunt" on their target: "If I was a coward like you I woudl'nt be here in the frist place."
- They were defeated (brought to 0 health): "I... failed..."
- They were poisoned: "damn... I'm feeling like... *falls on his kneels*"
- Bad Idea: "*shakes his head* sounds like a bad idea to me, no."
- Retreat: "Retreeeeeaaaaaaat!!"

Elly (fighter) would have Angeline Joile's (I don't know to write her name:P) voice

- They were attacking someone: "Bring'em drown!"
- They scored a critical hit on their target: "Fall before Trom, bastard!"
- Their weapon had no effect on their target: "Dammit, it doesn't work at all!"
- Their spell was disrupted: ""
- They were using "taunt" on their target: "Show me what you got... wait... you got nothing *shakes head hopeless*"
- They were defeated (brought to 0 health): "*smiles weakly* I'll have the eternal rest... finally... Take me, Torm!"
- They were poisoned: "*turns pale* Story of my life..."
- Bad Idea: "If you want to be foolish, you are on your own"
- Retreat: "What the hell are you doing? Get back, dammit!"

[Kaeldorn]

Is this post kind of nerdy? Yes.
Is it something you have thought about yourself at least once in the past? Yes, admit it!

Ok, ok.. I admit.

Yashia's lines would be a bit cliché though

A. They were attacking someone
*softly* "Light, guide my blade."
B. They scored a critical hit on their target
*nothing* (Yashia is modest and not exactly intimidating)
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target
"Curses! I need to try something else!"
D. Their spell was disrupted
*Ungh!* "Get away from me!"
E. They were using taunt on their target
"Your soul is lost. Has your courage abandoned you as well?"
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health)
"It's... over..." *groan* "Forgive me..."
G. They were poisoned
"I don't feel too well." *gulp and short gasp* "My blood may have been tainted."
H. Bored
"Time's a wasting and destiny calls."
I. Good Idea
"I wholeheartedly agree."
J. Bad Idea
"What?! You can't be serious!"
K. Guard me
"Be my protector, and I shall be yours."
L. Heal me
*desperate* "I don't think I'll last much longer... Please... I need aid!"
M. Retreat
"Fall back! We can continue our fight another day, but only if we live to see it!"

[sharringtonm]

My sound set would have this for everything:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnylJ2scVU






On a side note, I'm surprised you haven't recorded your own soundset with your own voice and then emailed them to you friends so they can hear your Battle cries and death rattles. Its quite homouous, we used to do it all the time on a previous server I was on.

[Lollercide]

Hano Fetten


A. They were attacking someone - "Face the wrath of the Loyal Fury!"
B. They scored a critical hit on their target - "Perish!"
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target - "...How did he!?"
D. Their spell was disrupted - "Damn!"
E. They were using "taunt" on their target - "Here! Face me!"
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health) - "I.. Regret nothing."
G. They were poisoned - "Ugh... What treachery is this?"

[nickbeat]

Beans (would be inspired by Belkar from The Order of the Stick)

A. They were attacking someone
"Lets do dis."
B. They scored a critical hit on their target
"Ye didn't see dat comin didja!"
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target
"Oi what!?"
E. They were using "taunt" on their target
"Come n pick on someone under yer size!"
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health)
"Dat hoit!"
G. They were poisoned
"Ack!"

[Kangleton]

Karthus would speak with the grace of the most languistically talented internet forum-whores:

A. They were attacking someone - "gtfo noob."
B. They scored a critical hit on their target - "wtfpwnd"
C. Their weapon had no effect on their target - "ghey"
D. Their spell was disrupted - "wtfghey"
E. They were using "taunt" on their target - "lolurmom"
F. They were defeated (brought to 0 health) - "hax!!1"

That's as far as my creativity streaches now, in the hour of my immense hunger for bite-sized spring-rolls.