Bad Night

[Peridan]

Seriously folks, I direct this at all college student players around. Do not mix whiskey, vodka, and beer within an hour (at least copious amounts of it). I feel like a gnome is jumping on top of my head with boots made from a porcupine's corpse....

Any other bad night stories?

[Kangleton]

Yeah, I fell asleep at 6:00pm because I was dead tired for no good reason, and woke up at 10:00pm. Because of this, I was awake all night laying in bed, trying to fall back asleep!

Normally, this wouldn't bother me, because I'd just find something to do... but I had a 10km run to participate in at 9:30am the following morning, which was profoundly hard with no sleep!

Ugh! I feel like crap now.

But hey, $1800 is worth a pair of murdered legs. Horray for fundraising.

BUT NO ALCOHOL!

[sharringtonm]

Sorry, I don't remember those nights. I hear I was funny and the life of the party though.

[Peridan]

"The best nights are the ones you can't remember"

And Kang, maybe you might want to look into some drinking before exercise =P

My buddy in the army told me the best way to pass a physical exam is to get drunk as hell and then do it. Apparently you can't feel your legs, so you can keep going. And he did score a 280 out of 300....

But then, I'm not crazy enough to try it.

[Aries1918]

@ the OP: Hey, I did that once. Only once...

[Gamling]

I remember lots of bad nights, and they didn't include alcohol, drugs, or parties. Just my mom and a hot wheels track.

[Kangleton]

I don't believe in alcohol or hotwheels. I don't belong in this thread.

[BattlePixie]

not one of my bad nights, but one i took great pleasure in observing

I was the officer of the day when my ship was in Bellingham. It was that time of the night..err morning when the bars were closing and I was leaning over the bridgewing watching all my drunk little sailors coming back, when this 80's mustang pulls up, music blaring and filled with drag queens. Actually they all looked like John Candy from the movie "Armed and dangerous" ( http://videodetective.com/photos/054/002283_18.jpg ). Well out from the back of the mustang crawls... yup crawls my Operations Officer and as he's staggering to the ship he turns back to the car and says:

"Thanks for the ride ladies"

I wonder what bar he was at and I hope those "ladies" didn't take advantage of him :P

[Peridan]

That's freaking awesome

[Machiavelli]

Lols @ Battlepixie's story

[Things Muffin]

I had a good amount (Foget how many) of shots of tequila then proceeded to have "chugging contests" (SMART IDEA!!!) with a couple beers consecutively.

Needless to say I won the contest by drinking the fastest (oh yea and we had a hookah too xD...which is actually the first time i did pot). Well the crossbuzz that proceeded caused me to stumble to the bathroom and throw up 4 times in a row. I laughed my way through it 'cause .. well it seemed funny at the time.

Ironically I've never had a headache or felt ill. Just a dry mouththe next morning.

Spring break is funnn

P.S. There's nothing wrong with partying! Just don't do it like every..day..or week.

[Peridan]

Ah...tequila....I really can't stand the smell of it anymore, lol.

And who says partying is bad? I figure I might as well enjoy these four years of my life. =)

[Gamling]

Yeah, I don't drink, paticularily because I'm not old enough. The only crazy party I had involved my jewish friend bleeding all over my sidewalk from a stray piece of wood my other friend threw at him. (god knows why). It then proceeded with an ambulence and a couple hours later we causht wind someone called the police,( i do not know who did what for the police to be called). Everyone cheezed it except me, cause it was my house. Good times. . .

My school had a three hour lock down because they though I was selling marijuana. I do not know why they would think this, but during the questioning, I had 70 dollars on me, witch did not help my case at all. The thing was, it was the money my aunts and uncles gave me for the birthday party I had a week earlier. I then got suspended for no good reason.

[BattlePixie]

Another story, because it makes me laugh every time i remember it

A buddy of mine, his ship with another had pulled into San Fran on a Fri, so he runs a shore that night for a little fun. Well on Sat morning he wakes up in the back of a moving van naked and doesn't remember anything from the night after leaving the ship. So he looks around and finds this old moving blanket to wrap around himself and steps out of the van into this old warehouse on the waterfront. So he's thinking "well its Sat morning, at least it won't be that busy"...

Wrong

He walks out of the warehouse and the waterfront (marketplace) is packed and he has to walk its whole length to get back to the ship. So he thinks to himself "well at least everyone on the ship will be sleeping on Sat morning"...

Wrong

Turns out the two ships (berthed side by side) were running a full blown force protection exercise and their boarding parties were all running around in full gear. So as he boards the ship the boarding party officer calls everyone to attention and salutes as my buddy crosses the brow.

"Good morning sir... good time ashore?"

*mumble*screw off*mumble*

The worse was yet to come when he had to call his fiance and explain why he was cancelling all the credit cards...

[Gamling]

Ahahah! Good one.