Off-topic

[Aries1918]

Here's a thread to talk about anything you want. And the DM's can't close it for being off-topic. Well, they could, but that's besides the point. Talk about anything you want, like bacon, or bubbles.

I'll start: Who likes muffins?

[Dune]

You wont believe how inclined I am to close or delete this thread for several reasons...

[Mighty_Draco]

Here's a thread to talk about anything you want.

That sounds like a topic to me >.>
must be part of your plan

I don't want a pair of dirty gym socks.

[Aries1918]

You wont believe how inclined I am to close or delete this thread for several reasons...

I thought you would like it


And anyways, I don't want your dirty gym socks either. That's just gross.

[sparkeh]

I don't get it, there's a whole forum for off-topic stuff.

[Mighty_Draco]

I thought you would like it


And anyways, I don't want your dirty gym socks either. That's just gross.

I was merely posting off topic

[Aries1918]

Speaking of dirty gym socks, I have a pair. Are you sure you don't want mine? They are making my room stink.

[Jaeram]

I like muffins...

[Aries1918]

Me too. Especially lemon poppyseed and blueberry muffins

[Mighty_Draco]

I hold no particular desire for gym socks at this moment, regardless of their current sanitary state.

I would say I enjoy muffins as well, but that may implicitly state my desire for a muffin and thus be on topic, and I don't want that.

[sparkeh]

Oh I get it.

Er...I like Jam.

[Aries1918]

By saying you are off-topic, you are really on the topic, which is being off-topic. Its kind of a catch-22 thing there. You might as well give into your desires and admit to liking muffins.

P.S.
I like jam too

[Mighty_Draco]

By saying you are off-topic, you are really on the topic, which is being off-topic. Its kind of a catch-22 thing there.

That's what I wanted... er wait

[Jaeram]

Me too. Especially lemon poppyseed and blueberry muffins

OH EM GEE! Lemon Poppies are the shit! I wish I knew how to make them so I could always have them, but sadly the only thing I really know how to bake is sweet, moist, corn bread.

(Disclaimer: Jaeram would normally avoid referring to things as 'the shit', but in this case he was so surprised by that post, that it was his instinctive reaction.)

[Peridan]

I love muffins, especially chocolate chip ones. Speaking of which, anyone like criossants? I could never get into them. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Trying to get into a criossant physically is just silly.